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What Obama Needs to Do to Be a Star Again: A Modest Proposal

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I know it's illegal.

I know the Supreme Court would overturn it.

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I know Liberals would condemn it.

I know a whole lot of people would be outraged.

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I know Rachel Maddow and Keith Olberman would be... well, who knows how they would react?

I know Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck would have a cow.

I know newspapers would slam it.

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I know Congress would condemn it.

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John Blumenthal has been a professional comedy writer for 25 years. A former associate editor and columnist at Playboy Magazine (following a short stint at Esquire), he's written 8 books and 2 produced movies. His films include "Short Time," (major (more...)
 

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