Hillary Clinton? Nancy Pelosi? Barbara Boxer? Sure, I love your politics and I donate to your campaigns. You're all kind of cute, but you're not exactly bombshells.
But your Republican counterparts? Wow. Talk about hot! There's something undeniably erotic about sexual repression. I'm a lifelong Democrat, but I just can't get the image of Michele Bachmann out of my head. Granted, I vomit every time I hear the drivel that comes out of her mouth, but to me she oozes breathtaking sexuality. Those glorious sensual lips, those piercing blue come-hither eyes...
Let's face it: Michele Bachmann is hot. But she's not the only one. The GOP is a virtual hotbed of hot beds.
Question: Where do the Republicans get all these babes? Does Halliburton make them?
So why are these women so exciting? Because they're Republicans!!! We think of them as tight-lipped prudes who believe the Bible is nonfiction and sex was meant strictly for procreation of the species. To me that's the perfect recipe for steamy allure. What happens when all that bottled-up passion is released? I can't even imagine.
I hate to admit it, but Republican women are sexy.
Michele doesn't believe in evolution, which is idiotic, but consider this: Evolution is not sexy. Think about it -- y ou have a monkeyman and a monkeywoman, both of them hairy and exuding noxious bodily odors, going at it in a tree or a filthy cave that's alive with vermin. Feh. But Adam and Eve? A much more erotic fantasy. They're naked, they're clean, they're hanging around in a romantic garden and, except for the slithering serpent (the one in the tree, not Adam's), they're alone.