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A Time For Some Summer Levity: A Conversation Between Netanyahu And Abbas

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Abu Mazen: Hamas is your problem. You created Hamas, and now you want to make a deal with them.

Bibi: What deal? We haven't made any deal with Hamas.

Abu Mazen: You are so phony, you want a long-term truce with Hamas to keep Gaza quiet and ...

Bibi: Wait a minute!

Abu Mazen: Like I said, calm in Gaza and occupation of our land, what a cozy arrangement!

Bibi: You are mistaken my friend. A truce with Hamas, if it happens, will be good for you too.

Abu Mazen: Any deal behind my back is not good for my people.

Bibi: But isn't Hamas a part of your "people"?

Abu Mazen: Here we go again. A big difference, I represent all Palestinians.

Bibi: I thought you said Hamas is my problem? It's good to know how unified all of you guys are.

Abu Mazen: You enjoy being so condescending; I don't know why I am wasting my time.

Bibi: Mahmoud, we don't need to talk now, but sooner or later you will need me to make a deal.

Abu Mazen: No, I don't need you. I am going to the UNSC and ICC, they will deal with you.

Bibi: I don't give a hoot about the UNSC, ICC, or BBC, in the end you need us to make any deal.

Abu Mazen: Say Mr. Arrogant, how much longer do you think you can keep us quiet?

Bibi: Well you know, so far so good. We'll manage, like we always have.

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