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A Time For Some Summer Levity: A Conversation Between Netanyahu And Abbas

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Abu Mazen: We are here to stay, and we'll you give hell until we establish our state of Palestine.

Bibi: Listen, do as you please. We too are here to stay, and we are in control.

Abu Mazen: You think you are in control? Like I said, mister, get out of our land.

Bibi: Where do you think we're going to go?

Abu Mazen: I really don't care, get out and honor the rights of our millions of refugees and ...

Bibi: Anything else? Do you want all of Jerusalem as well?

Abu Mazen: No, just East Jerusalem ... East Jerusalem is our Capital.

Bibi: Well, this is very generous of you, are you sure you don't want Tel Aviv too?

Abu Mazen: We don't want Tel Aviv and we don't want Haifa, we want our land.

Bibi: You keep saying our land, our land, what about us?

Abu Mazen: You know Bibi, my people hate you. Your people ... no, the Israelis will hate you too.

Bibi: Are you kidding? My people love me, everybody thinks I am their savior.

Abu Mazen: Do you hear that? He is the Israelites' savior! Wow, a new Moses is in our midst.

Bibi: You can laugh all you want, but I am ...

Abu Mazen: I am not laughing, I only pray that Allah saves the Israelis from you.

Bibi: Don't worry, they are in good hands as long as I steer the ship.

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