"Apparently, a number of White House officials had deep concerns about this demonstration of cleaning something being taken in front of Donald Trump. Several people seemed to believe that Bryan had a lot of information in his presentation, and that the whole thing 'was not ready' to go in front of Trump. Dr. Fauci seems to have predicted where Trump would take it, with worries the presentation might be taken as 'the cure for humans.'
"Of course, it's understandable that Trump had to be given a briefing on how things are cleaned. For Trump, a can of Lysol or a jug of Clorox are arcane objects he has never handled in his life. He may have glimpsed such things being wielded by invisible people who scurried in to clear away the remains of his latest donuts and taco salad conquest. Or he made demand that those people only come out at night. Anyway, it's an easy bet that he's never used any such product in his entire life.
"Really, people should understand that Trump has never used a disinfectant, never swiped a cleaning cloth, and never even contemplated whether a load of laundry needs a shot of bleach. These things are all new to him. Exotic. It shouldn't be surprising that Donald Trump had to be given a briefing on how to clean a counter top, or that he had no understanding of the chemicals involved. After all, he's not a plain old fool. He's a rich fool.
"If you've ever wondered why there were warning levels on the side of consumer products, the answer appears to be: Donald Trump.
"Warning: Not to be taken internally. Keep refrigerated after opening. Do not place toaster in the oven.
"If you've ever wondered why there were warning levels on the side of consumer products, the answer appears to be: Donald Trump."
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