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Mitt, You Just Won't Do!

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MITT AND ANN
AWAY THEY RAN
TO FETCH THE PRESIDENCY
MITT FELL ON HIS RUMP
WHEN HE WAS HEARD TO DUMP
ON HALF THE CITIZENRY
 
HE TRIED IN VAIN
HIS QUEST TO REGAIN
THE PUBLIC'S CONFIDENCE
BUT WOULDN'T GIVE FACTS
ABOUT HIS TAX
HIS DECLINE DID THUS COMMENCE
 
THE PUBLIC GREW SKEPTICAL
TO LEARN HE KEPT IT ALL
STASHED IN THE RICH CAYMAN ISLES
HOW COME POOR SLOBS PAID
A THIRD WHAT THEY MADE
WHILE MITT RETAINED ALL OF HIS PILES?
 
BUT THAT WASN'T ALL
THAT CAUSED MITT TO FALL
HE REALLY DID GIVE US A SCARE! 
THOUGH HE CAN AFFORD
DOCTORS FIT FOR A LORD
HE WANTS US TO LOSE OUR HEALTH CARE
 
HE REALLY RAISED IRE
AMONG THOSE WHO RETIRE
'CAUSE HE'D TURN OUR SS INTO VOUCHERS
THIS FILTY RICH GUY
SEEMED TO IMPLY
THAT AVERAGE RETIRED ARE OLD SLOUCHERS 
 
HE WAS SURELY UNDONE
WHEN HE WENT TO LONDON
TO ATTEND THE OLYMPIC GAMES
HE RAISED THE BRIT ROOF
WITH HIS DIPLOMACY GOOF
BY CALLING THEIR READINESS LAME 
 
AND WOMEN, THAT SET IT
HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT,
HE'D RETURN THEM TO THE DARK AGES
HE'D DENY THEM THEIR VOICE
DISALLOW THEM THEIR CHOICE
IF HE COULD, HE'D LOCK THEM IN CAGES
 
NO, MITT, WE DON'T LIKE YOU
JUST TAKE A HIKE, YOU
SIMPLY DON'T HAVE A CLUE
GO ON BACK TO YOUR USELESS OLD BAIN
OUTSOURCE ALL WORKERS IN YOUR DOMAIN
SOON WE'LL BE OUTSOURCING YOU!
 
 
 
 

 

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JOAN WILE -- author of newly-published book,
GRANDMOTHERS AGAINST THE WAR: GETTING OFF OUR FANNIES AND STANDING UP FOR PEACE (Citadel Press, May 2008 -- available at amazon.com and in book stores), which is an account of her founding of (more...)
 

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