Ann Coulter
I know she's smiling innocently here, but don't let that picture fool you -- the photographer probably gave her a Paxil. Or ten. In realty, Ann is seething with anger all the time. She's a virtual piranha with a bad toothache and we liberals are her helpless prey. How sexy is that? But why is she so darned angry? Is there something missing in her life? Is she frustrated? Of course she is. Imagine how great it would for a liberal be to be married to Ann Coulter. You'd be having make-up sex every night.
Christine O'Donnell
I don't know why, but she casts a spell over me. There's something undeniably erotic about anybody who would even repeat the word "masturbation" over and over on national television. I mean, can you think of another politician that is so obsessed with masturbation? I can't. And what image do you get in your head every time she utters the word? You picture her doing it.
Plus, you have to wonder about people like Christine who read The Bible over and over again. Sure, there's a lot of wisdom in The Good Book, but some parts are downright pseudo-erotic. I'd love to know which pages Christine has dog-eared.
Condoleezza Rice.
Just look at those flashing eyes! Those lips! That long neck. That lustful smile! I fell hopelessly in love every time I saw her negotiating with Putin. As Secretaries of State go, she's definitely the hottest one we've ever had. Not a lot of competition here, although Dean Acheson supposedly looked good in a skirt. Madeleine Albright? Forget it.
Sarah Palin
Not my type at all, but hotter than Geraldine Ferraro. Sarah's clearly a dominatrix. Looks great in leather (wink, wink) and knows how to keep a gun barrel lubricated. Picture Mama Grizzly sprawled provocatively on a fluffy bear rug, courtesy of the bear she just murdered from a vibrating chopper. Can you imagine anything more lurid? And all that "man up" stuff. Up? You're such a doggone flirt, Sarah.
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