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First Democratic Debate, Summarized:

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Rachel Maddow: Okay we're running out of time, so everyone quickly give your parting remarks.

Bill de Blasio: I am well-known and I have familiarized myself with the progressive-sounding things to say.

Tulsi Gabbard: I'm like a hundred percent certain I could take Mike Pompeo in a fair fight.

Tim Ryan: This is the weirdest Republican primary debate I've ever participated in.

Jay Inslee: I -- wait, which one am I again?

Beto O'Rourke: Together, all things are possible in America, where our inspiration to thrive outweighs our differences and overcomes our obstacles, and I don't know about you, but I believe we can all make positive changes and sail off together into the sunset in a sailboat on a field of wheat.

Julia'n Castro: Even the names of Central and South American countries. I pronounce them absolutely perfectly.

Amy Klobuchar: Klobuchar 2020! Together, we can make small, incremental changes or leave them the way they are if it's too politically inconvenient!

Cory Booker: In my very poor neighborhood they call me Crazy Eyes. They say it's because my eyes are so normal.

Elizabeth Warren: You cannot stop me. I am inevitable.

John Delaney: America --

Chuck Todd: And we're out of time! Tune in tomorrow for more of the same with Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Iggy Silverstein, Jorp Japson, Merv Meebleton, and many other famous politicians!

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