1. United States will announce to the whole world that they are no more the leader of the free world but rather the member of the world as is.
3. The Earth fresh water resources will be pronounced off limits to any commercial enterprise and instead- the FRESH WATER FOR EVERYONE project will be commissioned.
4. US Congresspeople will be put on the salary- benefits grade of all other civil servants.
5. Secret Service protection of the former Presidents as well as candidates will be discontinued.
7. A new rule will be established in the US- every govt which goes for the military intervention against another country will have first to exchange governments with the target country for a year.
8. NRA will introduce a clause that its members will have a license to hunt each other.
9. US media will abandon its jargon of left- right, conservative and liberal, etc. and instead will return to the old definition of ' old asses vs. new asses'- the one used in 19th - century Germany.
10. Obesity will be renamed as Corpulence Americana
11. Every woman- character in the movies which will have to use the firearm will have to do that only naked. No cloth will be allowed. Every man who does killing will have to be naked also.
12.There will be a new movie in which a dedicated CIA agent stalks a Vice- President of the US who is a covert member of Al- Qaeda. The movie will include the torture of the US attorney - general by forcing him to read loudly the numerous books of law.
14. The Middle- East Conflict will cease. The new banner of the United Middle- Eastern Federation will feature a giant middle finger and say' Middle East shows this to all idiots that think that when Jews return to Zion there will be rupture.'
15. The US will introduce a rule that newly elected congresspeople will have to go study democracy for a year to South Africa.