From Strategic Culture
The turmoil caused this week by US President Trump among NATO allies is approaching surreal. Time to indulge in some satire...
Helsinki was always famed for its Cold War intrigues and secret exchanges between the Americans and Soviets. But no-one imagined this delivery. The 45th president of the United States handed himself over to the care of Mother Russia, renouncing American citizenship and seeking asylum.
While Trump has reportedly gone into hiding somewhere in Russia, the US and its European allies are in uproar over the "sellout of the century" -- to borrow the property tycoon's phraseology.
His detractors in Washington's political and media establishment are in paroxysms of condemnation and, strangely, relieved self-righteousness. "We always knew it. That Trump was a Kremlin stooge, a Putin puppet. Now, finally, we have proof," fumed one pundit.
Trump's last words explaining his actions were more prosaic. "I've had it with this Russia collusion fake news screwing up my life for two years," he told reporters before being whisked away. "I'm outta here. I got my eye on some nice beach property on the Black Sea."
It all transpired during now-former President Trump's much-ballyhooed summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin in the Finnish capital. Helsinki was chosen as a neutral venue, much as it had been during Cold War years, as a place where American and Soviet officials could discreetly meet, discuss and, no doubt, eavesdrop on each other.
The meeting between Trump and Putin had been keenly anticipated by political foes, supporters and neutrals alike. Donald Trump had tormented his detractors in the weeks before the summit, by tweeting how much he hoped to establish a friendly rapport with his Russian counterpart, who has been something of a bête noire for American liberals and hawks.
Political opponents in the US and European allies were on edge in the run-up to the Helsinki rendezvous which was to take place only days after the NATO summit in Brussels. There were widely expressed apprehensions that Trump would rail against European leaders for not pulling their weight over NATO financial commitments. They were also concerned that the American president would storm out of the NATO summit and proceed to a cordial meeting with Putin, leaving the alliance looking in embarrassed disarray.
No-one foresaw an even greater calamity.
Trump did indeed bawl out the Europeans as "free loaders" on American military power. He repeated his earlier disparagement that the NATO alliance was "obsolete." Behind closed-doors, it was said by sources, who do not want to be named, that Trump read the riot act to "European bozos" with a stream of expletives.
Next stop Helsinki. Trump was warmly greeted by Putin, with smiles and a firm handshake. In a preliminary press conference, the two leaders expressed a mutual interest in dealing with several international security challenges. They mentioned Ukraine, Syria, cybercrime and, worryingly for the Europeans, Trump agreed with Putin that the "provocative buildup of NATO forces on Russia's borders needed to be tackled." Was Trump about to make a major concession in de-escalating military forces, as he had done during his historic Singapore summit with North Korea's Kim Jong-un?
The press conference concluded, and the two leaders repaired to private negotiations. Only their translators would attend. That was the private scenario that Trump's political opponents and critics most feared. Before the summit, they had fretted about what the American president would say or agree with Putin. Much of the commentary had been condescending and demeaning, speculating that Trump would be played like a fiddle by the "devious, ex-KGB" Russian leader.
Trump took his earpiece out and leaned into Putin, knowing that the Russian President has fairly good English language skill. Besides, what he had to say was rather straightforward, albeit astounding.
"Look Vlad, I've had it, just had it, with these bozos back in the US and Europe. I signed up to make America great again, not to have my life tortured by people who don't know how to make deals. The whole Russia collusion thing has gone beyond a joke. It's impossible to get anything done to make America great or to make peace with your country."
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