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Red Beaver's Rant: Funny And Not

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1. Grass- Roots Protest

On April 15 the employees of Haliburton, AIG, Blackwater  and Goldman- Sachs - all went out teabagging with one slogan, 'Keep your fingers away from our bonuses!'

 2. American Idol 2020

In 2020 a person picked will  be a total freak  of nature. That will be a woman, reasonably pretty, married, with children, living with her husband and knowing how to cook. She will be picked for  singing a lullaby.

3. Bushie, The  Torturer

 President Bush authorised several kinds of torture, especially one when a person is suffocated by the water forcefully poured into his/her mouth through a piece of cloth. ' We did that in our frat all the time,'- he said to the reporters.


A certain Mr. W. accused   Red Beaver of ' lecturing' on OEN.   Red Beaver here replies that he only lectures those with cognitive abilities.

4. Closet Islamist

Another person, a certain Mr. M. accused  Red Beaver of being a 'closet Islamist'.  Red Beaver here officially comes out of the closet and proclaims that he is an open Islamist together with  250mln circumsized Americans who deny themselves being Jewish.

5.  From Russia With Song

YES, we published the torture memos and NO, we will not prosecute for actually exercising tortures.  The last time such position  was applied took place in  1956  in the Krushev's Russia where  according to the song, ' Russia forgave both the victims and the executioners at the same time.'

6. Pirates From the Music

At the moment when the USS Baibridge entered the Mombasa port  blasting it with ' Sweet Home Alabama',  the ranks of the pirates  suddenly drastically increased. Lots of people were from the Mombasa area. When asked, they all answered, ' Whoever can create and   enjoy such noise  certainly deserves to be  punished.'

7.  New TV Show

The new show will be called  ' Everybody Hates Condi' and will present Condi Rice, a sportswriter,  GW Bush, her adoptive father, C. Thomas, her  unfortunate brother and  a 'partner'- the role for which candidates are sought.

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The writer is 66 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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