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Notes of the Red Beaver. Feb. 2009

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One inch of joy surmounts a grid of span

Because to laugh is proper to the man

F. Rabelais

 

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1. Superbull.

President Obama invited several Congresspeople to the White House for the superball party. John McCain and John Kyl refused. 'I have invited some black folks,' said John McCain. ' I am waterboarding.'- said John Kyl.

2. New Times.

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Iceland had just got itself a lesbian Prime- Minister. She had announced a bachelor party and several dignitaries had lined up: Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Julia Timoshenko, Angela Merkel and Tzipi Livni.

3. Naked Nazis going wild.

In the new blockbusted 'The Creamer', a Nazi SS woman goes naked, covers herself with cream and seduces several Jewish boys before shooting them. She then emerges after the war as a first German Catholic female bishop.

4. A message of hope.

Apparently, from now on every missile sent to Pakistan or Afghanistan will have a picture of smiling Obama and the word ' Peace' on it.

5. Russian style.

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As the permanent CIA prisons abroad are to be closed they all are to be reclassified as 'temporary'. That way they can stay in function indefinitely.

 

6. Soulmates.

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