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Notes of the Red Beaver. Feb. 2009

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One inch of joy surmounts a grid of span

Because to laugh is proper to the man

F. Rabelais

 

1. Superbull.

President Obama invited several Congresspeople to the White House for the superball party. John McCain and John Kyl refused. 'I have invited some black folks,' said John McCain. ' I am waterboarding.'- said John Kyl.

2. New Times.

Iceland had just got itself a lesbian Prime- Minister. She had announced a bachelor party and several dignitaries had lined up: Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush, Julia Timoshenko, Angela Merkel and Tzipi Livni.

3. Naked Nazis going wild.

In the new blockbusted 'The Creamer', a Nazi SS woman goes naked, covers herself with cream and seduces several Jewish boys before shooting them. She then emerges after the war as a first German Catholic female bishop.

4. A message of hope.

Apparently, from now on every missile sent to Pakistan or Afghanistan will have a picture of smiling Obama and the word ' Peace' on it.

5. Russian style.

As the permanent CIA prisons abroad are to be closed they all are to be reclassified as 'temporary'. That way they can stay in function indefinitely.

 

6. Soulmates.

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