Apparently, after a visible haughty encouner in Davos Turkish Prime - Minister Erdogan and Israeli President Peres were spotted in the bar in a friendly embrace:
- You killed women and children,- said Erdogan.
- You did that too in 1915,- said Peres.
- But we both deny that,- said Erdogan.
- That's why we are friends,- said Peres.
7. A matrimonial offer.
Vladimir Putin offered Obama to wed Roman Abramovic, the governor of Chukotka to Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska thus forming an Alliance. When asked what to do with the First Dude he said something about 'mochit v sortire', which apparenlty means ' killing in the toilet'. Since that time the First Dude carries his john with him all the time.
8. Shame.
President Obama called shameful the bonus paying to the Wall St. firms' employees because those firms took the taxpayer's money. As for Exxon and others who just robbed the taxpayers it is OK to pay bonuses for the job well done.
9. Enemy combatant.
Rush Limbaugh was arrested and is being held indefinitely as an enemy combatant for his statement, 'I want Obama to fail.'
10. Jew- whisperer.
George Mitchell, the special Middle East Envoy is instructed by Obama to 'listen'. That is why he bought a DVD copy of the 'Horse Whisperer.'
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