Apparently recently Russian troops had conducted a mutual operation with the US troops on the Afghan territory. This is a result of the new strategy of our Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton which in Russian is called "strategia vovlechenia' and can be literally translated as a "sucking- in strategy' or a "seduction strategy'. Rumor has it that when Hillary offered herself to Premier Putin for support he called Bill Clinton on the phone about it and then- politely declined the offer.
5. A matter of hearts
Several women contributors on the OEN site, deeply offended by the comments of one author that "women lie much better than men because they put their hearts into it' had decided from now on not to put their hearts into it.
6. Droning
In order to fortify our resolve in the fight against terrorism President Obama ordered to paint the drones into red, white and blue from now on. That way the sense of the message of democracy will be better conveyed to those who will survive the attack.
7. Climate
Marco Rubio, the winner of the Florida elections had announced his first initiative- from now on the Climate in the whole world but America will be just a Climate but over America it will be called a Free Climate. Hurricanes coming from the Climate to the Free Climate will from now one be treated as terrorist attacks.
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