Jeb has a surname he's reluctant to use,
Lest something Bushly from his mouth does ooze.
Rubio's my rival, the greatest of threats,
Speaking the Spanish which means that he gets
The pain of his people, their struggle 'gainst race,
That smooth "Buenos dias" against all his ace.
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But Marco don't know that Spanish I hablo,
And I can toss verbos like any diablo.
I haven't slanged Mexies, and with the best
I'll run against Wash-town and all the rest
Of the lobbies and gen'rals and those well-to-do,
And kick ass in Congress without I.O.U.
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