Henry: Brutus. Yes, me too. But we need you Donald. We want you to play a role that will be very rewarding for you.
Donald: I don't need no reward. I set my net worth reward thing every day before I wake up. It depends on how I feel. Somedays I am worth a lot more than maybe say yesterday or last week.
Henry: I am suggesting that once this thing is over, we will open up some discreet facilities, perhaps at the New York Fed, ease you back on to your feet again.
Donald: Back on my feet again? Harumpff! I am a multibillionaire. Maybe you haven't noticed that fact Hank. There are no problems with my feet. I just told you how it works. Today I am worth around 17-30 BILLION dollars.
Henry: No Drumpft you are not. You are not even a millionaire, but you've played this game very well. We are very impressed and want to help you, but I've been asked to pave the way forward between you and us.
We need a commitment from you to not make a fuss when we put Hillary in. In return we will open several doors so that you can do some of the creative projects you have on the drawing board.
Donald: (Incredulously) You've seen them? You bastids sniffing around my microphone?
Henry: No Don, we are not sniffing around your microphone. What we want you to do is scare the sh*t out of brainless liberals and so called progressives, so that they spend resources and time trying to stop you instead of running, say Bernie and Jill against our girl.
Donald: Just WTF are you talking about Henry??
Henry: We can't swing the fix that far for you. We'd have riots in the streets. People would know for sure this time that we diddled the ballot box. They'd come with pitchforks. Our people don't want to get forked. If there is going to be any of that stuff, it going to be us doing the forking.
Donald: Wish I had thought of that. Ok, so you will take care of me and my new empire?
Henry: Yes, Donald"whatever you need.
Donald: Ok, it's a deal, but I have to ask, if your people worked a little bit harder couldn't you put me in? I mean look at all the yokels in there now. Hell you even put a pet rock in the governorship of Texas and gave him fake eyeglass so that he looked even more like an idiot when he opened his mouth. Seems like a bad decision there, Henry.
Henry: You speak some truth Donald. We would try, but we can't really trust you the way we trust our friend Hillary. She has been performing admirably the past six years, and she has silently been a great source of information, so the people I report to have done very well, not just Americans as you might expect but Russians, even your friend Putin, Israeli and Asian friends as well.
Donald: But I got millions of...
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