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Oh Lord, please buy me a Mercedes Benz - Please Hear My Prayer

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Dear Lord. Hear my prayer. First, when Dear Lord shall the God forsaken meek inherit your earth? Shall it be in humanity's life time? Or some immortal lifetime for some other poor being in another universe far, far away one in the future for which you have dominion over perhaps within the next 100,000,000,000,000,000 years? Perhaps you will send a pan dimensional being to earth's past and give the meek their just due? Not the due of our pitiful knowledge where your thoughts are as high from ours as the heavens are from the the earth - Nay dear Lord. Not those ways where we cannot comprehend the why of the permissive destruction of your world and nearly all of your creatures and the planet's biosphere that cries out WTF? No not those ways. Nor the obliteration of faith and lost hope that all the planet's creatures' life forces crave...that there will be a better life, a life in a better reality, perhaps after the rapture when all the christians will be saved, just the supremes...just kidding, but you know my heart... Old Lord, right? If not, strike me down another day. As for today, dear Lord, when are you going to f*cking do your damn job?

Oh and please buy me a Mercedes Benz. I thought that I was praying properly, but my OEN friends say I must make amends...

 

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Now that I am in Massachusetts, I am discovering that there are still no left wing radical extremists to be found. That was an arrogant statement on my part especially since I was not looking for any.

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The meek sh*t is getting old. You dig?

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Yeh, I dig, dear friend.

I simply don't understand. (As in: what kind of father does this to his kids?) We've spent our whole lives standing on sand, methinks.

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That whole father in heaven thing may be a hoax long perpetrated by God's representatives on earth.

Stephen Gould would say that our better side is merely a historical contingency. Humans somehow learned that in general it is better to treat others like one would like to be treated...sort of a paying ahead just in case things to topsey turvey.

It seems that the contingency has flipped. The lying, thieving, murderous elites have declared that there is no God. They now believe that they are powerful and adequately secure to destroy the rest of us, while we pray.

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Unfortunately, the meek have always been the last to inherit anything...being meek.


Not to rain on your day, but I stumbled across this clip which provides an honest picture of what has past and will come to be if the mentally-challenged don't WTFU!


.informationclearinghouse.info/article30620.htm


I'm thankful to be in the slow downward slide in life and chose not to have progeny.

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thank you for this link

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It needs to be shared along with this one on the Cancer the military is:


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Brother Stan, thank you for introducing me to ClassWarFilms. I just subscribed.

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Thank you Stan.

If anyone can read that link and not be inspired, then indeed they are lost. There are several statements of the reality we face. This is one of several:


"It is the appalling legacy of hate and repulsion, disdain and fear, that America has earned with its appalling hegemonist villainy in every corner of the world.

And at home, what is it we Americans have been so complicit in hiding from ourselves in our devotion to the perverse legend that has come to inhabit our souls like a succubus?

It is the millions of us with no work and no hope in middle age whose jobs and homes have been devoured by the heartless fraud machine of Wall Street. It is the trashed and demolished weedlots of our major cities eroding in crumbling, fire-gutted ruin. It is the many towns and cities with industries shut down and factories deserted or dismantled and shipped overseas. It is our decaying, disintegrating public schools, our bankrupt states and counties, our overtaxed, antiquated public transportation systems, our obsolete, dissolving infrastructure, our bloated, irrational prisons complex, our punishing and inadequate health care disaster, and over it all, the repressive mechanism of our police state, armed and empowered, ready for use against the American people themselves."

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I join Janet in thanking you for the link. The naked truth is so seldom painted in words.

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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't become an atheist---then I wouldn't have any other regrets.*

*Please note that I used the irony font...just in case!

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I thought that I was praying properly, but my OEN friends say I must make amends...

The reason why of course is, your friends all drive Porsches...

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Imagine this as a ruling class lament...they've worked hard all their lives with no help from their friends - Of course the God damn liars would say that they have worked hard all their lives with no help from their friends, when we know the thieving mofos bought the congress and tilted the the drain of coinage toward themselves!

Despite their misdeeds, you have convinced me to change my ways. No more cussing and carrying on about the murderous, scum sucking ruling elites. Suffice it to say, I pray that we all know that they do not deserve any civil response or friendly adjective until they are gone...mofos. Then we can say they were barely nice scum bags.

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"Dear Lord, when are you going to f*cking do your damn job?"

Shad, I am with you the whole way. And, I don't want to convince you to change your ways; Especially not, your cussing at the mofo bastids!

I guess you thought I meant something in my comment. I didn't. But I will imagine what you said as a "ruling class lament." Maybe you didn't catch it but you served it up to me and I spit it out. You said you wanted the Dear Lord to buy you a Mercedes Benz and you must make amends. So I just took your lead and followed with, The reason why of course is, your friends all drive Porsches...


I got that of course from Janice Joplin's song,"Mercedes Benz."

"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends."

Shad, don't tell me you did not have that song in mind when you wrote the article. I would not believe you.

(Janet, I think you understand now. :) )

Shad, I just realized, of course(!) you had that song in mind. :)


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I sometimes stretch a bit too far! I was told when I first joined OEN that my penchant for cussing would detract from the seriousness of my comments, etc. I guess after several years of cussing and after having read the link that Stan provided above, I might be able to give up cussing. I will strive to write as clear and forceful as that author...perhaps with a bit more edginess. My point has been that we should all show udder contempt for the mofo hornless gene edited bacteria/antibacteria infested cow sucking bastard elites.

When I see the following:

OpEdNews "THINK TWICE" Time-Out

One or more inappropriate words are present:

Foul Language - ad finitum...I think, well done.

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Might be post-surgery haze, but I don't understand this one, David Watts.

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Janis Joplin would never open for a Trump rally.

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You are right, she would not.

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She would most likely accidentally smash an empty bottle of bourbon very harshly over his puffy fat head.

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What gets really old is how the meek admire Paul Craig Roberts and is provided a rebuttal-free forum to his revisionist history pieces. Since opednews readers don't visit conservative sites, I provided a link to where PCR contradicts himself.


click here

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I will study this.

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He is somewhat sane in the article, Oligarchs Will Crash System to Boot Trump - however, at least there are comments. Will check further.

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Someone once said something to the effect that the current state of things is not due to what God has done to Man, but what man has done to Man.


That "free will" stuff will get you every time.


But I think we are due for some ultra Divine intervention.

Did you ever read James Qaundy's (is he still around?) piece at OEN "The Next Thousand Years"? It was one of the first things that made me notice this web site, way back...

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You provided quite a bit to absorb. I am in some disagreement that there are only a few evil individuals. The world is too corrupt for that to be true.

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Did I say that? Then I stand corrected indeed...

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Sorry -Didn't mean to haughty.

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Not possible, my man. Be well...

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Thank you.

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It's easy to create millions of evil people who do not know they are doing evil. First you tell them God helps him who helps himself. Then you tell them being materially rich in this life in the midst of others' poverty - a major faux pas against the charitable economic morality that Jesus preached - is a sign of election: visible proof that you are one of God's chosen who will reign for 1000 years as kings and priests. Now that you have established that obscene wealth is proof of God's blessing, you say being poor is evidence of moral turpitude and sin. You have now turned the moral compass 180 degrees so that what Jesus called good, you call evil; and what Jesus called evil, you call good. But you have convinced your brainwashed flocks that evil is good; and goodness is displayed in material wealth. So the people claw and crawl all over each other to get richer, to show they are "good". That's what happens when you are ruled by psychopaths. To succeed in psychopath society, you have to corrupt your conscience so that you can believe the evil you do is "good".

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Bravo! Brilliant! A bona fide tour de force!!!

Write an article on this, Dude, if not an entire book. The world needs voices like yours- seriously...

Thank you.

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