And this flag says, "My tongue is in New York and my anus is in
Los Angeles.
I eat dollars made of Mexicans and it comes out of LA as
TELEVISION."
When you're 8,000 years old you can do these things
But you can't get a job, can you?
Unless you put your lips around the tarantula.
I'll tell you what.
I'll trade you your resume for this information:
Kill Mrs. Schneider because she lied to you in the third grade.
Kill Santa Claus because he lies to children day after day.
Kill everyone but Richard Nixon, because
he told you the truth
when he said,
Evil is a full-time job.
That's what he told me when I was much younger than you.
Hollywood, CA
For Mom (Rolling Stone should pay up)
Thank you for your kind and consoling notes after my mother's death last month. Here's some more Mom...
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