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How To Pass Healthcare Reform by Tomorrow

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John Blumenthal

Any anti-reform doctor who prescribes medical tests deemed unnecessary will have to undergo unnecessary genital surgery without anesthetic.

Dick Cheney will be denied insurance coverage forever, including any medical bills he incurs from the 180 waterboardings he will be required to undergo. If he dies, his life insurance will not pay a cent, because waterboarding is considered by him to be harmless.

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John Blumenthal has been a professional comedy writer for 25 years. A former associate editor and columnist at Playboy Magazine (following a short stint at Esquire), he's written 8 books and 2 produced movies. His films include "Short Time," (major (more...)
 
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