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12. Get the Krassenstein brothers their own MSNBC show.
13. Breast hats.
14. Kente cloth surrender flag.
15. Re-appoint Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to DNC chair.
16. IRAN!!!! (plot twist!)
17. Spend more time on Twitter yelling at leftists for being too far left.
18. Get Steve Bannon to join the #Resistance.
19. Promise voters if they start supporting Democrats they'll be rewarded with economic sanctions on geostrategically valuable nations on the other side of the world.
20. Try doing literally nothing and see if that helps.
21. Try giving Trump everything he wants and see if that helps.
22. Get wealthy celebrities to shame voters.
23. See if Ted Cruz will run as a Dem in 2024.
24. Find out what "QAnon" is, then see if maybe we can do something similar.
25. RUSSIA!!!!
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