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Nobody Will Take My Gun


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February 7, 2017 Lubbock, Tx.


They wanted to stage it on the plains of Megiddo, but the airfares were too high.


So, they decided upon the "Llano Estacado," the staked plains -- a forlorn, windblown area of the Texas Panhandle. The Spanish Conquistador Francisco Coronado had this to say about it,

"I reached some plains so vast, that I did not find their limit anywhere I went, although I traveled over them for more than 300 leagues ... with no more land marks than if we had been swallowed up by the sea ... there was not a stone, nor bit of rising ground, nor a tree, nor a shrub, nor anything to go by"


Hillary Clinton had won and those that had supported the loser, Donald Trump, would not accept defeat or a country run by "Lying Hillary Clinton" who was about to take away all of their guns.


They came by bus, car, truck, motorcycle, ATV, stock trailer: all eighteen million of them. It was estimated that they came with an average of three guns per man, woman and child. They named the massive armed encampment "Megiddo West." The spokesperson, Ace Sprawl, a part-time farrier and dental assistant said, "We will bring about Glory and the end here and now!"


A CNN undercover reporter, that had infiltrated the camp, reported that they intended to provoke the military and fight to the last man and woman.


Unfortunately, a massive blizzard lasting six days buffeted the woefully under provisioned encampment. It is estimated that between ten and twelve million of the rebels died of hyperthermia and suicide. A general stationed at Fort Bliss in El Paso when asked why the military didn't engage the rebels responded, "You've got to be kidding, we weren't about to go out there this time of year."


The local sheriff, when asked what people should do if they have family members out there responded, "Hell, there's no need to rush, they'll be hard as rocks for at least another three weeks."


The above is in response to a woman posting on Facebook that a Hillary win would be the end of life as she and her kin know it. Hillary is going to take away all their guns.



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Kevin is an Artist, Writer, Carpenter and Gallerist in Texas.

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