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Middle-aged Foreplay

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   It's true.

   Sex, like everything, alters as you age.

   When young, your thoughts turned to

   oils, lotions, positions ad infinitum.

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   Now it's different.

   To get my wife really in the mood,

   I wash the dishes, vacuum, do the laundry,

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   and for the piece de resistance,

   I clean the bathroom, including the grout.

   Don't laugh!

   The above are guaranteed

   to give your lover heart palpitations,

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   sweaty palms, and a desire to perform

   a wonderful act of oral stimulation

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I blog at "Left-Wing Tex" from beautiful Fort Worth, Texas. Here I am a retired English-as-a-Second Language teacher. I have had poems published in a number of venues, including California Quarterly, Borderlands, The Texas (more...)

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