I often have epiphanies while going about my everyday routine, like tending to my two children: my daughter and my husband. (Hey that's just an affectionate dig at you honey.) Today's, however, was a doozy. I was carpet sweeping brownie up from the living room rug when I almost had to sit down. The revelation that came to me was so powerful, I felt faint.
I suddenly realized the game plan behind every GOP coverup of bad behavior, and it's not what we all think. This isn't about retaining power at all. Heck no.
This is about protecting our nation and keeping it free.
Think about it. Who is the party that promises to keep us safe that you can really really trust? If you are truly honest with yourselves, you know that the first thing that comes to your mind is that same thing that came to mine. Those hands-on Republicans. Wellllll, better avoid that of physical contact sort of language in light of recent events in the Congress. Make that, VIGILANT Republicans.
Those Democrats (especially Bill Clinton and George Soros), find ways to hypnotise innocent GOP politicians into every sort of disgusting corruption under the sun. Lying about going to war with a country that didn't do anything to us, taking money from defense contractors and lobbyists, it's even gone as far as the Vice President and Haliburton. Do you really think that Dick Cheney would facilitate war profiteering all on his own? You must be joking. No, it's the evil Mojo of those terrorist lovin', Nazi appeasin' Donkeys. They even made a virtuous, kid loving, (oops maybe a bad choice of words there). I mean CHILD REVERING congressman hit on teenage pages in Congress. I mean, how low can you go. It's truly despicable. But what do you expect from those commies afterall?
When you think about it, what's any God fearing, red blooded American politician to do? Those libs in the media won't help. All they do is repeat lies like the war in Iraq is going badly. So the GOP had to cover all of it up for the good of the country. They had to lie, cheat, steal, spin, and spend their way into making us safe. Even when they distract us with issues that would seem to be pretty unimportant in the scheme of things, such as flag burning and spending 20 million dollars on a victory party for our glorious wins in Iraq and Afghanistan, they are just making sure that our enemies don't know what they are really up to, protecting our way of life. Like getting rid of Habeus Corpus. It was just a ruse to scare the terrorists away from attacking us. They would never use those sorts of tactics on American citizens. Just ask Jose Padilla.
Why, even Bush's signing statement saying that he didn't have to follow the law that said that FEMA directors had to have emergency management experience was all part of the game. You don't really think that Bush meant that do you? It was all a trick to keep Osama and Nancy Pelosi in the dark. Even the reason he gave, that if he followed that law it might not allow the appointment of qualified people for the job, sure, it looks sort of, well, bad on the face of it. Like he wanted to make sure it would be a position to reward political cronies with. But come on, we all know better than that don't we.
North Korea is in on it too. Do you really think that the Republicans and Bush would really be such pansies about a crazy little dictator that has a nuke that they would talk about DIPLOMACY like they don't have any other options because of our resources, both physical and political gone the way of Iraq? Get real. Look what happened to Saddam when he only had the capacity to restart a program. You know that Kim Jong Il sits around with W and has a good laugh over the whole thing. They are really putting one over on those Islamofascists in Iran! Not to mention Ted Kennedy and the New York Times. You know that those idiots actually think that Bush screwed up that badly on foreign policy. Talk about side splitting. When everything became clear to me I nearly wet myself laughing.
My eyes have finally been opened. That's why I'm voting GOP this year. And if you really care about our country, you should too. If you don't, you're with the terrorists. Or the Democrats. Or anyone that thinks for themselves. Same things.
I suddenly realized the game plan behind every GOP coverup of bad behavior, and it's not what we all think. This isn't about retaining power at all. Heck no.
This is about protecting our nation and keeping it free.
Think about it. Who is the party that promises to keep us safe that you can really really trust? If you are truly honest with yourselves, you know that the first thing that comes to your mind is that same thing that came to mine. Those hands-on Republicans. Wellllll, better avoid that of physical contact sort of language in light of recent events in the Congress. Make that, VIGILANT Republicans.
When you think about it, what's any God fearing, red blooded American politician to do? Those libs in the media won't help. All they do is repeat lies like the war in Iraq is going badly. So the GOP had to cover all of it up for the good of the country. They had to lie, cheat, steal, spin, and spend their way into making us safe. Even when they distract us with issues that would seem to be pretty unimportant in the scheme of things, such as flag burning and spending 20 million dollars on a victory party for our glorious wins in Iraq and Afghanistan, they are just making sure that our enemies don't know what they are really up to, protecting our way of life. Like getting rid of Habeus Corpus. It was just a ruse to scare the terrorists away from attacking us. They would never use those sorts of tactics on American citizens. Just ask Jose Padilla.
Why, even Bush's signing statement saying that he didn't have to follow the law that said that FEMA directors had to have emergency management experience was all part of the game. You don't really think that Bush meant that do you? It was all a trick to keep Osama and Nancy Pelosi in the dark. Even the reason he gave, that if he followed that law it might not allow the appointment of qualified people for the job, sure, it looks sort of, well, bad on the face of it. Like he wanted to make sure it would be a position to reward political cronies with. But come on, we all know better than that don't we.
North Korea is in on it too. Do you really think that the Republicans and Bush would really be such pansies about a crazy little dictator that has a nuke that they would talk about DIPLOMACY like they don't have any other options because of our resources, both physical and political gone the way of Iraq? Get real. Look what happened to Saddam when he only had the capacity to restart a program. You know that Kim Jong Il sits around with W and has a good laugh over the whole thing. They are really putting one over on those Islamofascists in Iran! Not to mention Ted Kennedy and the New York Times. You know that those idiots actually think that Bush screwed up that badly on foreign policy. Talk about side splitting. When everything became clear to me I nearly wet myself laughing.
My eyes have finally been opened. That's why I'm voting GOP this year. And if you really care about our country, you should too. If you don't, you're with the terrorists. Or the Democrats. Or anyone that thinks for themselves. Same things.
