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"We are all doomed slumping puddings trying to stay hard for as long as we can.

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This is a short story by Korby Lenker (Musician/Writer). He said I could publish it on Opednews, so here goes.

Doomed Slumping Puddings

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"We are all doomed slumping puddings trying to stay hard for as long as we can."

"You've said that before."

"I think it's funny," I said, "also, consoling."

Her eyes flashed. "It's not either of those things," she said. "It's rude."

"What's rude?"

"Calling people puddings. We're all doing the best we can."

I sat up.

"Babe, you're the one who came in here while I was exercising."

She tucked a strand of dark hair behind her ear.

"I wanted to see what all the grunting was about."

"It's not like it's the first time."

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