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(3 comments) SHARE Friday, April 12, 2019 Missing Man of Change Your Evil Ways, Baby
The song, Change Your Evil Ways, Baby, that Santana made into a cult classic, was written in jail, by Sonny Henry, who was incarcerated at age 15, for manslaughter, and when he got out, had to sue to get credit.
(3 comments) SHARE Friday, November 15, 2013 I Married Obama's Cousin, and Boy am I Glad I Did!
Enjoy: The previously unknown history of Obama's direct ancestor, Robert H Perry, reveals an epic western character with a life of adventure that personifies the American dream. If Obama would embrace his Perry family roots, he would make his detractors seem like pretenders, and lead America with a powerful new voice.
(6 comments) SHARE Saturday, October 10, 2009 Ken Doss, Khe Sanh. Part 1.
The only remnant left of Ken Doss, my first drinking buddy, is a 1968 photo of Vietnam.
SHARE Wednesday, September 10, 2008 Are You a Neurophobe?
Neurophobe--a word that combats people who use cruel or denigrating language or action toward people with neurological challenges, and places the stigma back on the abuser, where it belongs.
(2 comments) SHARE Tuesday, February 14, 2017 TurkeyMan--Part 5--The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Access Pipeline resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(6 comments) SHARE Sunday, August 19, 2012 Sam Walton's Nightmare. Billion Dollar Loss over Lemon.
Fighting Sam Walton's war on America can mean moving a simple lemon. At any rate, it is obvious I have Sam on the run, and hopefully he will sober up, and bring back American jobs.
(3 comments) SHARE Monday, January 2, 2012 Ken Kesey--Lessons For Occupy Movement
By his statements on resistance and fascism, does author Ken Kesey really believe the Occupy Movement cannot change the world?--Or is the Trickster using slight of hand to achieve his goals?
(6 comments) SHARE Thursday, August 15, 2019 Confessions of a White Devil--Part I
The Devil is in the details, they say, and when all is said and done, it can be a sorry tale indeed, enough sound and fury, to satisfy Shakespeare's darkest sonnets, enough to bronze my bedeviled baby shoes.
(6 comments) SHARE Saturday, January 28, 2017 TurkeyMan--Part 2--The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Access Pipeline resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(3 comments) SHARE Saturday, March 26, 2016 President Obama's Use of Smart Power versus Hillary's Use of Stupid Power--A Video Review
Hillary Clinton's mocking diplomatic arrogance inflames the enemy, and encourages revenge that results in American and world deaths . She is unfit to be commander. She is an embarrassment. Her actions have caused the destruction of middle eastern countries, and resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths.
(5 comments) SHARE Sunday, January 25, 2015 American Sniper and the Savage Problem
American Sniper vs. Savages is a book written with the depth and mental alacrity of perhaps a George W Bush; and the movie a distortion of even that. In all, a tribute to hatred and racism that only the Iraq-Afghan debacle could merit. To our brave troops and "vanquished" savages, in the words of Chris Kyle, "War is hell."
(2 comments) SHARE Saturday, February 18, 2017 TurkeyMan--Part 6--The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Access Pipeline resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(4 comments) SHARE Monday, July 13, 2009 Kathmandu--World's Youngest Republic--Part 2
Nepal is a nascent republic, and offers a thumbnail example of how social and economic inequity can lead to revolution.
(3 comments) SHARE Thursday, July 15, 2010 Your car is stolen. Welcome to Afghanistan. Where Yes means No. Part 1.
Afghanistan has a way of taking you by surprise. Any nation that tries to impose its will, likely will end up stepping, in some hypnotic trance, to ritual ragas and Pashto attans, and wonder what narcotic in the air, induced such a dance.
(2 comments) SHARE Monday, December 2, 2013 Obama and the Death of Robin Hood
Just because an Obama ancestor palled around with terrorists, it does not mean Obama does; or does it? Obama's sometimes unblinking gaze and stone-face countenance could be a trait passed on down from a gun-slinging past.
(2 comments) SHARE Saturday, January 21, 2017 TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Pipeline Access resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(2 comments) SHARE Friday, September 26, 2008 Alaska's Russian Moose Threat
By killing Russian Moose that are swimming across the Bering Strait, Governor Sarah Palin is single-handedly saving America.
(1 comments) SHARE Sunday, February 5, 2017 TurkeyMan--Part 4--The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Access Pipeline resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(1 comments) SHARE Friday, June 28, 2019 Facebook and Roundup. The Same.
It was a dark day when the pale stranger rode into town, a mouse in his holster, a smart phone on his saddle, and a desire to rule the world. But then again, of course, he had a lawn to tend. Nothing would ever be The Same.
Facebook and Roundup, when you look at the roots, are part of the same tree. Series: Facebook and Roundup. The Same. (1 Articles, 1287 views)
(6 comments) SHARE Tuesday, April 12, 2016 Hillary Hates Guns--except Halliburt-Guns
The destroyed countries of Iraq, Syria, Libya, and Afghanistan surely view Hillary as the most pro-gun secretary of state ever.
(9 comments) SHARE Saturday, September 5, 2015 Hillary's Botox Economics (Humor)
Hillary is exposed, like the Emperor who has no clothes, and although her policies all blow, she operates with a Botox glow:
"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
(2 comments) SHARE Wednesday, February 1, 2017 TurkeyMan--Part 3--The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist
In1973, TurkeyMan kidnapped the National Zoo's only caged turkey in the name of the American Indian, a classic tactic of asymmetrical warfare that diverted the Feds' attention long enough for an airdrop to resupply the Wounded Knee Siege. To all who seek freedom, including Dakota Access Pipeline resistors, TurkeyMan's story is a beacon to fearless feathered warriors everywhere. Series: TurkeyMan: The Absolutely True Story of a Part-Time Indian Terrorist (8 Articles, 12353 views)
(1 comments) SHARE Monday, August 3, 2020 Toppling Egypt's Pyramids Next to Impossible
The ultimate social warrior purity test will be the toppling of Egypt's Great Pyramid of Giza. The foundation is connected to slavery. Good luck on that one.
(2 comments) SHARE Monday, February 22, 2016 Hillary, the Hanoi Jane of Wall Street
Hanoi Hillary, Crown Jewel of Wall Street, is firmly in bed with the enemy, Goldman Sachs, traitor to the American People.
(1 comments) SHARE Saturday, May 30, 2020 When AIDS was the Plague
British Author, Bruce Chatwin, wrote of the AID's pandemic in 1988. His description, in many ways, seem reminiscent of today's COVID--9 contagion.
(2 comments) SHARE Wednesday, November 17, 2010 Worshipping the Water Buddha
In water, everyone can fly, said Aqua Buddha. Only on land, do the crippled have consensus.
(4 comments) SHARE Saturday, October 24, 2009 Iraqi Nights
Fighting them over there, but the war comes home.
(3 comments) SHARE Monday, September 28, 2015 The Corruption of Hillary
The 37-second video documents Hillary's provincial beginnings as a practically-broke politician, and her ascent into the lodge house of her legislative masters; or depending upon your political bent, perhaps her descent into the corrupt cauldron of crony capitalism.
(4 comments) SHARE Friday, January 14, 2011 Afghan Road to Hell Paved with Rubicon Intentions.
Back in the 70's, I traveled overland to Asia. For me, Afganistan stands out like a gimbal on a geographic merry-go-round. Maybe the cold air condensed my memory into pure, optical, primal focus, as recalled with verbal imagery. Anyway, here goes:
(1 comments) SHARE Tuesday, March 8, 2016 RODZILLA, Coming to a City Near You
Rodzilla is a frightening and soulless creature, wandering through a wasteland of her own making.
(1 comments) SHARE Tuesday, September 16, 2008 Alaskan Mentality
Alaskan mentality, beautiful on the outside, strip mined on the hillside.
(2 comments) SHARE Wednesday, January 23, 2013 Corporate Parity. Reign In the Pigs
A parity system needs to be enforced on corporations, to keep the playing field level, just like in sports, as American as apple pie!
(1 comments) SHARE Saturday, February 7, 2015 NBC Brian Williams describes Iraq as "Virgin Indian Country"
Brian Williams, on the 2013 David Letterman Show in 2013, spoke of his 2003 trip to Iraq, and glibly recalled with a smile on his face, Four-Star General Wayne Downing's description of Iraq, using an old Vietnam-era term, as Indian Country. "Virgin Indian Country," Williams explained.
(5 comments) SHARE Thursday, April 28, 2016 How Americans Vote--Monkeys Grabbing Shiny Coins
I went to the county fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair.
Song by Woody Woodpecker
(4 comments) SHARE Friday, March 18, 2016 Looks Like It's Hitler vs. Mommie Dearest
Hitler vs Mommie Dearest: The 2016 Presidential election could boil down to a cauldron of political poison.
(2 comments) SHARE Sunday, February 7, 2016 Hillary the PAC Rat
Hillary says poems don't belong in politics, but I can't help myself.
(2 comments) SHARE Sunday, February 28, 2016 Hillary, Greenback President
Just a poem regarding Hillary; however, Researchers at Harvard University and University of Utah found that participants who were merely exposed to the concept of money were more likely to lie, steal, and demonstrate unethical intentions, decisions, and behavior than participants in a control condition.
SHARE Saturday, October 10, 2009 Hostile Takeover of Health Care
Not so long ago, most of America's health care companies were nonprofit. Then along came Wall Street. Maybe some guerrilla marketing is due?