He says we must defeat them over there
so that they won't kill Aunt Margaret here
(or Mom or Pop or me or you), so Syria
must go... kaput!...or we shall have hysteria
messing up football season... and it's 6 years now
since the Great Recession reared its ugly pimple-head, and now
is the time for all good men to come to the aid
of their country (and women, too!) because when all is said
and done this is the greatest country ever
and the Commies couldn't get us and the Terrorists won't either,
so pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile...
ain't nothin' to be scared about a little trouble for a while
cuz the sun will shine thru tomorrow, tomorrow,
I love you, tomorrow,
and God bless our soldiers and militarized police
and America... the land of the free and lover of peace!