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How Corporate America Supports Racism, Hatred & Exploitation (in New & Fun Ways!)

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Corporations like General Mills and ExxonMobil aren't going to save us from white supremacist violence or climate annihilation with their piddly tweets

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If you've been paying even a modicum of attention to the world at large, you've noticed that white supremacists constitute a bit of a problem in America.They led an insurrection at our Capitol recently. They've been involved in many mass shootings. I, along with many others, was nearly killed by one a few years ago in Charlottesville, Va. after he tried to murder as many peaceful protesters as possible. Our police forces are brimming with white supremacist a**holes. And I think they had a popular TV show about ducks and beards not too long ago.

So I believe we can all admit that there are large groups of racist pricks wandering around our country usually armed, rarely friendly. Everyone knows it. I bet even the racist parents of a 32-year-old white supremacist know he's a dick. At Thanksgiving dinner they probably tell him, "Listen, Robbie. We're very proud of you. We love what you've done with hating Black people online. But the thing is you're kinda a dick. Can you just be more polite? Just approach people slowly and kindly ask if they would like to be racist with you. You don't have to make such a scene with all the guns and the camo."

Anyways, I bring this up because I don't think we're going to solve America's militant hate group problem until we get the help of Fruit by the Foot and Gushers...You heard me.

We all know that this country will not heal without further efforts from the gummy candy community. I mean, you remember when they solved racist policing in this country, don't you? In the midst of the Black Lives Matter protests last summer, Gushers literally tweeted, "Gushers wouldn't be Gushers without the Black community and your voices. We're working with Fruit by the Foot on creating space to amplify that. We see you. We stand with you."

It just brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? Gushers was there for Black lives. (Although this tweet does raise the question, "If Gushers wouldn't be Gushers without the Black Community" then what would it be? Do gummy candies taste different if there aren't Black people around? What would be the point of that? Why invent a racist candy like that?)

Point being, after Gushers' unprecedented alliance with Fruit by the Foot (both of which are owned by General Mills), racist police brutality in America ceased to exist (one assumes). And so, building on that success, I think we clearly need another gummy-based Manhattan Project to tackle the unnerving prevalence of extremist hate groups and racist ideology. Perhaps if they made a statement that only good little Proud Boys get Fruit by the Foot? That might do it.

Or perhaps (he writes knowingly) this could be just one of the countless examples of corporate America trying to act like they aren't an actual negative force on community, sustainability, fairness, and equality.

Chevron and ExxonMobil and banks and credit card companies and franchise restaurants all often tell us they care about Black Lives or care about the LGBTQ+ community or are working to create a safe space for folks with disabilities or they tell us we're all in this together.

No. We. Aren't.

Corporations only care about you as far as they can extract profit from you. That is their only goal. The moment Black lives or white lives or Asian lives don't make them a profit, they no longer give a sh*t. The moment people try to demand something from them that will benefit the community and world but not improve their bottom line, those companies are not there to listen just look at the current fight for unionization at Amazon. Or try going up to Wells Fargo and saying, "Hey, I saw your ad that we're all in this together. I was so glad to hear that. Really made me feel blisstastic. Seeing as we're all in this together, I would like to ask you to stop funding oil pipelines that are killing, um, everything. Oh, and also can you stop working with weapons contractors, too? They like to kill children and stuff. So what do ya say? ".Hello? Hello? I thought we were in this together? "Does this mean you also won't babysit my cockatoo next week?"

Corporate America does not care about you or me or any of us outside of what they can extract from us, and that's as true for Betty Crocker as it is for ExxonMobil. For example, it has become a problem in America that workers (the ones lucky enough to still have a job or three) are working themselves to the bone. People literally fall asleep or collapse on the job. They're trying to work non-stop in order to afford meaningless consumer goods like, well, health care. And it's kind of common sense that if we raised the minimum wage or gave workers free child care and more paid time off, then they wouldn't be suffering so much. So Ford Motor Company saw this problem and said, "Hold my beer."

The good people at Ford have come out with a new answer to this tragic issue. It's a hat that keeps you awake while you're collapsing on the job. No, really. The commercial writes itself "Just strap this thing to your f*cking head while your subconscious brain is telling you that if you don't sleep soon you'll DIE, and the hat will tell your conscious brain, "NO! Fight the urge to give in to your urgent biological needs!"

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Great article! Thanks, Lee.

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