A riddle of politics have I yet to parse:
Why do conservatives kick Hillary's ar*e?
Yes, she's a Dem but there've surely been worse,
Guys who spend tons and pry open your purse.
Her favorite schmoozes are Goldman and Chase,
Neither one socialist or leftist nut case.
She's kissed the Israelis, ignored the poor Pals,
Done wonders in Libya and bombed Muslim gals,
She took the Ukraine off V. Putin's hands,
And helped to push Nato right up to his lands,
And smiled when rich Latins impose a new reich.
From Dick Cheney's viewpoint, what's not to like?