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Terrorism has reached new levels of sophistication. Fortunately for us Americans, the Department of Homeland Security has a leg up on the new breed of invading hordes coming from our "ally" to the north, as explained in this recently published article.

Yesterday, a huge shipment of exploding hockey pucks, some of them with the destructive capacity of nuclear weapons, was intercepted coming across the U.S.-Canadian border.

It was not immediately known at which specific locations these hockey pucks would rain their devastation on innocent and unsuspecting Americans. However, DHS analysts have speculated that Minneapolis, Minnesota, and Buffalo, New York, were among the likely targets. Detroit was also mentioned but as one gentleman commented off the record, "What would be the point?"

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Here we have more evidence that the horrifying assault on the American Way can take any form and further proof _ as if we needed it _ that the War on Terror must be waged with even greater toughness and continue indefinitely.

What could be next?

Incendiary Gouda cheese or anthrax-laced chocolate from Holland?

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iPhones manufactured in China embedded with hydrogen bombs set to go off when the new hit song from Pixie Lott is downloaded from the iTunes Store?

Crocodile Dundee-style bush hats with flesh-eating bacteria smeared on the hat bands?

Love dolls from Japan with spring-loaded Samurai swords?

It is obvious with the radicalization of Canada that America cannot trust anyone any more. Countries that were once allies are rapidly becoming more hotbeds of anti-Americanism, willing to host proliferating cells of Muslim radicals spreading their diseased vision of the world and determined to wreak havoc and destruction until every last American is killed.

We should all sleep a little sounder knowing that there are brave American border guards standing strong, patrolling our "Maginot Line" with Canada, and keeping America safe.

 

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Terrorism has reached new levels of sophistication. Yesterday, a huge shipment of exploding hockey pucks, some of them with the destructive capacity of nuclear weapons, was intercepted coming across the U.S.-Canadian border.

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Better be careful, John. Someone "important" might take this one seriously! :)

Meanwhile, I've got the gang here in the garage, eh, and we're talking about a way to "improve" the maple syrup going to Washington. We hear a lot of the White House bunch like it on their pizza-sized pancakes. Don't tell anyone, eh?!

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Pancakes the size of seat cushions? Is that how our POTUS maintains his burly muscles?

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So you are a day behind the international date line? And it is very thoughtless of you to spare your hometown of Daytwah while evaporating other northern American cities! Shame on you!!

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I tend to think we're actually ahead. "Back to the Future" was actually based on my life. Though it was made in the past, they actually went into the future to write the script. I was interviewed in a sushi bar sometime in 2023. Can't wait for it to happen, since I haven't experienced it yet.

Why would I destroy my beloved hometown? Detroit has always been on the cutting edge. With its abandoned buildings, murder rate, declining population, systemic corruption, it faithfully represents the future of the entire U.S. from what I see of our current direction.

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There are a lot of modern day prophets who got dragged down here in Daniel 8:9-14 to build a brotherhood of mankind learning to share this melting pot we are flying back home on. But they are getting trampled by today's establushment at this time. Their power us about shattered in Daniel 12:7. The river flows for the righteous to rule someday soon.

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leave the poor peace-loving Americans alone... we never saw this one coming.. everyone else is such a bullying psycho just because they are too bitter to have a taste of our freedom-baked apple pies.. Mammon have.. er.. Lord have mercy...

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The Canadians hate our freedom.

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