Didn't you get it? We sent her to you for this. You should have figured us out by this time: we have no foreign policy. Our State Department is called Foggy Bottom for a reason- we send our worst there. Hey, Madeleine, and Condi were there before, right? And our ambassadors- you know them. They are so ignorant that even a garbage collector on the street of Peshavar is a genius compared to them. We have no foreign policy; we have only johns and drones. So when Hillary comes to you and crapshoots in her slacks and hejab- take her! We are the people of entertainment! Imagine the headlines:
- Tough Hillary meets her match!
- Al- Qaeda targets American women?
- Will Obama send a drone for her or will he send Bill?
- Is it a liberal plot ( Rush Limbaugh)?
-The Arab buyer says Hillary is not sexy!
- Israeli Mossad is preparing a secret mission to free Hillary!
- Bosnian Serbs want to buy Hillary for fun!
-Ahmadinejad refuses Hillary even with a discount!
Caught my drift? That will be fun and a lot of money to spend. More than on Iraqi war.
So, take her and Godspeed. We are allies, after all. Do us a favor and I assure you- it will be to the mutual benefit. Only one warning- do whatever you want but do not listen to her. Never ever. This is an advice from a true friend.
PS. I thank Jane Schiff for pointing out the offensive character of the word 'Pakis'. I most certainly did not mean to insult them.