Just as "Polack" troubles a Pole,
And "kike" and "spic" will take their toll,
And picking a nose in public is crappy,
And "Fire!" in theaters makes all unhappy,
Charlie H. should really come off it,
And leave Islam alone with its Prophet.
The face of The Man, neither here nor there,
Has no news value, not hide nor hair.
His ideas may indeed seem odd,
But expect no less from men of God.
From any cover it's easy to doff it,
So leave Islam alone with its Prophet.