We know dear Charlie loves to provoke,
And watch from proud ears arise the smoke,
But Muslims are through with taking our guff,
And the Prophet's face is old-news enough,
So roll that one up under the soffit,
And leave Islam alone with its Prophet.
No, Charlie got no just dessert,
As this attack did nothing assert,
But to let our leaders stick out their chests
And raise that old cry, "Freedom of Press!"
Though news execs all love high profit,
Let's leave Islam alone with its Prophet.
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