"Tom, I can do the same curse reverse for ten thousand."
(Tanya turns to Hiram with a look of disbelief)
"You'll take Madame Blavatsky's curse off for ten grand? Are you nuts, Smith?"
"Tanya, come on now, fair is fair. A hundred thousand dollars is an outrageous price to charge for ten minutes work."
"You dimwit, this guy is loaded. He spent twice that on hookers and drugs last year, didn't you Tom?"
"Uh, gug ... ungh ..."
Tom turns scarlet and almost swallows his tongue.
"But then again, maybe that's why I live in a fifteen million dollar mansion in Santa Barbara while you scrimp along in a studio apartment in downtown Salem."
"My apartment is spacious and beautiful."
"Right, all four hundred square feet of it."
"OK, panelists, I think we'll discuss this further when we're off the air. All right, Dr. Blathersby has finished putting Jimbo back together and Bob the loser is being supported by several of our security personnel so let's have a few words with them. Bob, how do you feel about facing the Iron Maiden?"
"Gee, Tom, I'm really looking forward to it. I mean I can hardly wait."
"Don't project your bitterness onto me, Kostmeyer. Nobody twisted your arm to get you on the show. Any last words to our winner, Jimbo?"
"Well, yes. I was just wondering, Jimbo, as one human being to another, since you just won a million dollars, maybe you could find it in your heart to give my wife a hundred thousand of it to save my son's life."
"Sorry, buddy, no can do."
"You selfish son of a-"
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