I did make it to the bathroom, but I still feel like I could use some lubricant.
Too bad, too, as there was probably a time when the job of a bank wasn't to screw their customers at every turn, but those times, if they existed, have obviously passed...badly. And you know twenty bucks isn't all that big a deal, but just because it's not going in very far doesn't mean we're not getting screwed...badly.
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