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Donald and the boys plot to beat Hillary

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"Yeah, you're the man, Donald. So, now you're with Melania. How's that going, old man?

"Yeah, how'd you pull that off?" asked Newt. "I mean, she's a young babe, too, if you don't mind my saying so."

"No, I don't mind. It's true. You've probably seen her nude photos. My daughter, Ivanka, is beautiful, too."

""Absolutely," agreed Roger. "If I still had a TV network, I'd offer her a job."

"Well, I may my have own network soon," said Donald. "She can run it for me, but I wouldn't let you within 10 miles of her. No commentator gigs for you, either, Rudy or Newt. " Let's have another round. What were we talking about?''

Roger, the brains of the outfit, reminded the Donald and the rest: "We're coming up with a strategy whereby you criticize Hillary because her husband, Bill, who happened to have been an effective president in many ways, if I have to admit, was also a serial philanderer, having affairs with a variety of women, young and not so young, in and out of the White House, yet she has stayed with him for 40 years, having somehow reconciled their difficulties and salvaged her ambition, career and their marriage to the point where he is a respected ex-president and she is now a viable and, some say, likely successful candidate for president. We just can't allow that."

"Cool,'' said Donald. "We ought to invite Bill to these gatherings some time. You know, we used to be friends. I admire his style."

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