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motley Dailey Show correspondents might refer to it.

 

Just as our second book, Every Town Needs a Castle , delivers an overwhelmingly compelling argument and diagrammatic guideline to building the richness of a Castle with its Sancho Panza spirit into every town regardless of rules, inhibitions, laziness, and planned dumbed-downess.   Well, our next aptly titled book in the Every _ _ _ _ Needs" series deals with saving the world, because it gives commonsensical reasons why we should introduce and enact People's Lobby's (PLI) American World Service Corps Congressional Proposal and is consequently titled, Every Country Needs a World Service Corps.

 

You've served alongside our warriors.   Why, you even bravely scalped your hair with them.   Then you disarmingly stood out from the crowd by leading the troops from a cross-haired battlefield stage -- thereby, above and beyond the call of duty, heroically challenging those cowardly snipers to stain red your blue-blooded American camouflaged pin-striped shirt.

 

Yu da leader who could make the America's World Service Corps happen. You da man who could inspire and "engage," as the Obama man is so wont to parlay, the legislation that could make the rest of America smart enough to combat climate change, reverse hatred, eliminate poverty" And you would have them do it with their hands, feet, brains, and heart, sans metallic guns and shrapnel parts.  

 

Then, with those mouthy complainers, you would just cockily direct them to put their agitated words to action serving in the buffed do-good agencies already running under the umbrella of the AWSC.   You would have built a national service corps wherein sweaty involvement would just flat out save our once emerald, blue-green world, where tidal waves once mostly stayed at bay.

 

You could show the world how America sends winning missions not bleeding missiles.

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No wonder God led you to abandon running for President.   He wants you to apostlesize and lead the charge to build America's World Service Corps (AWSC).   From that you will inspire all the other nations to replicate such do-good world-wide service corps warriors, and none will need claim PTSD from their service.   Fewer future warriors would have to continue their mission back home battling lost limbs, concussions, traumas, and missing jobs.

 

We, those with better than Lasik corrected 20-15 Ted Williams vision, can see the bigger picture and your future show now -- The Colbert World.

 

Yu da man.

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Dwayne served in the Peace Corps in the slums of Mumbai, India, worked several Habitat Projects, and was on the start-up team of the California Conservation Corps. He has a Ph.D. from Claremont Graduate University, has been a builder, teacher, (more...)
 

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