"Trump" would require no security and only occasional re-filling. And, if elected, "Trump" would have an even simpler itinerary (is that possible??!!) than Trump--100% executive time in the stable. As is currently the case, all policy would originate from select FOX News personalities. And, the best part--no cheeseburgers and golf outings required! Think of the fiscal windfall and the improved air quality in the White House!
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