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Obama, Flying Monkeys And Postal Pigeons

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But that's not all.   Those pesky terrorists, those devilish enemies   had derived   a really satanic   scheme. The   Kiss virus would flood all the TVs, computers IPods, IPads, Kindles, all visual   media with the images of dead bodies. No, not of the dead people- that our tough Americans could handle with no problem. No,   they would exploit our weakness, our love of pets.   Our poor impressionable children will be bombarded by images of dead dogs, cats, cows, horses, rabbits and     ferrets. Oh yes, they will mobilize WikiLeaks and   deliver that poison to our children through our own   network, the one we here use for patriotic   conditioning! They will play   the Star- Spangled Banner while showing the decomposing    goats and   America, The Beautiful while demonstrating   the   dismembered cats. That would be a real disaster and all of it --of our own doing.

I understand, The Wizard of Oz is   not   really a book our strategerists (!) read or ever read before. But they all watch movies. Some people might say the scenario above is   a fantasy.   That way they will resemble   our government,   official version of which is that nobody could predict   the 9/11 attack. That sounds rather strange considering that   the 1998- movie Executive Decision    uses that exact scenario. Then Kurt Russell and Haley Berry saved the day. On Sept. 11, 2001   they were not on duty. It is good to watch movies. Many years ago I watched an American comedy named   You Hit First, Freddy, or something like that. In that movie a mad adviser   to the WH  proposed and pushed   for the execution   of   a plan to equip   ballistic missiles with   embedded   postal pigeons,   so that they securely deliver the payload to the target.   When the missiles were launched   one of the operatives remembered something about the pigeons:

THEY ALWAYS RETURN!

I rest my case.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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