WEALTH INEQUALITY
Have you ever been in a bar on a Friday night in Amarillo, Texas or Gary, Indiana? Have you visited a casino in Atlantic City or Reno around midnight and looked around?
THAT'S what happens when ordinary people have too much money!
They get drunk, squander their measly paychecks, take strangers back to sleazy hotel rooms, catch herpes, then do the same stupid things the next day with an epic hangover.
The rich are rich because they know how to handle money. They accumulate as much as they can to keep it safe from us ordinary blokes, i.e. numbskulls like the people reading this article. Meaning . . . THE RICH ARE PROTECTING OURSELVES FROM OURSELVES! So stop complaining about Jeff Bezos making $21,000,000 an hour. If you and I made that kind of money, we'd blow it all on beer, gold chains, Viagra, video games, and accessorizing our monster trucks.
HEALTH INSURANCE
Let's imagine a situation: You've have a heart attack, are rushed to the hospital. They eventually save your life by giving you a heart operation. You turn to your health insurance provider to pay for all of this. They tell you: "We're sorry but we can't help you. We ran out of money."
What a mess, eh?
Well . . . DUH . . . that's why the health insurance companies keep raising your premiums. SO THEY WON'T RUN OUT OF MONEY! They are doing what is prudent so they'll be there for you when you need them.
See? It all makes sense when you stop complaining like a bunch of spoiled children and just think about it. Instead of whining, WE SHOULD THANK OUR HEALTH INSURERS for doing what they need to do to give us the great service we've come to expect.
CORONAVIRUS
Which brings me to the crisis that monopolizes all of our attention right now. Does anyone out there realize how bad the Covid-19 pandemic would be IF OUR LEADERS HAD NOT GOTTEN READY FOR IT? Had not spent years and years preparing for the dread pathogen?
This may be the best example in history of preparedness. Hey! You wanna talk about being on top of things, being WAY AHEAD of the game? Well, this is it! It's an astonishing example of TRUE LEADERSHIP AND VISION!
Did you know that the very people who are on the front lines battling this horrifying plague patented the coronavirus back in 2003? There's no better way to keep track of something and b*tch slap any mischief-makers, than patenting the item in question. So our fearless leaders were already on the coronavirus trail 19 years ago! Amazing, eh? They must have had a crystal ball!
Even so, that was child's play compared to what they did in the years that followed. People like to carry on about Nostradamus. Well, we had a bunch of super-Nostradamuses of our own, folks with amazing powers to see into the future and get busy PROTECTING you and I from what was coming.
A guy named Richard A. Rothschild filed successive patents for a "System and Method for Testing for Covid-19" starting in 2015. How did he know we'd need tests for something that didn't even exist at the time? That's like inventing a DVD player in 1848 when people thought DVD stood for "doggone venereal disease". Awesome!
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