Trump
Pomp Pei seems to think you're expansionist, so maybe it's true. You're a marvelous people. But we might have to break some heads. We're America.
Xi
Hm. Maybe after Taiwan, we claim back America. In meantime, emulate the Russians, interfere with broken elections. (Starts singing an aria, This is Pathetic.)
This is pathetic, how we can't be friends
We give you Detente, try make amends
Yankee Doodle Cappies, Left and Right,
four years switching, like quantum-light
Carpetbaggers to carpet bombers, merchants of doom
lip-service democracy, moving from boom to boom,
and Climate Change breathing heavy down our neck
make you wonder where the beep is Gregory Peck
How you like them apple?
Trump
That was very nice, Xi. You have a wonderful voice. Speaking of apples, how would you like to buy the Big Apple?
Xi
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