Time to Envy

( sarcasm)

1. Let's envy the Dems. They managed to kill two birds by one stone: reform everything without changing anything.
2. Let's envy the Republicans; they now can do what they do best- NOTHING and their polls just go upper and upper.
3. Let's envy the new candidates from the Tea- Party; they do not have to know even English language to get votes.
4. Let's envy Gov. Brewer from Arizona; with such ugly face she will never be mistaken for an alien.
5. Let's envy senator Lieberman; he betrayed everyone and is considered one of the most influential senators.
6. Let's envy Fox News; they can speak what they really think and be paid lavishly for it.
7. Let's envy BP; small people will take care of them.
8. Let's envy Hillary Clinton; she is not a human being but she is a Secretary of State.
9. Let's envy Bill Clinton; every disaster in the world adds to his popularity.
10. Let's envy Carl Rove; he is a major fundraiser in GOP and promises anonymity to all his donors.
11. Let's envy Sarah Palin; she can say or do anything she wants and still be considered the most influential politician in the US.
12. Let's envy President Obama; he's got two legs and he knows how to cross them in unison with all the other legs on the View.
13. Let's envy feminists; they are now equally unemployed with men.
14. Let's envy our generals- they secured their positions and promotions for years to come.
15. Let's envy psychopaths, torturers, sadists and malicious bastards: they are in huge demand.
16. Let's envy Homeland Security; it can work for itself.
17. Let's envy Wall St; stocks go up no matter the economy.
18. Let's envy game developers; fairly soon there will be no other product but theirs.
19. Let's envy the people on the Gulf Coast; each of them will soon become a British citizen.
20. Let's envy Queen Elizabeth; she will get a cushy job in BP when she retires.
21. Let's envy Likud-it owns America.
22. Let's envy the greedy bastards- they sold America
23. Let's envy all those pseudo- liberals; they hate Cindy Sheehan but love Nancy Pelosi.
24. Let's envy all the media people; the less they work the more they are paid.
25. Let's envy all the spooks and murderers for hire; they are now called professionals.
26. Let's envy Snooki; at least she has fun.
27. Let's envy Elena Kagan: she never sat on the bench but she will be a Supreme Court justice.
28. Let's envy the drones; they have no soul.
29. Let's envy the dead; they have no shame.
30. Let's envy the stupid; theirs will be the Heavenly Kingdom.

There is a group of people whom I do not envy at all. Those people are our children.