82 Articles

Sunday, November 8, 2009
Nuremberg Laws- USA Y2009
(7 comments) A law denying federal funding for abortions is a Nuremberg Law of the 21st Century.

Monday, November 2, 2009
Moronic Joe Evokes Uncle Joe Stalin
(7 comments) If ignorance is a demonic force, it definitely manifests itself in the statements by Joe Scarborough as well as in the statements by our MSM pundits.

Saturday, October 31, 2009
Do Us A Favor, Pakistanis!
(10 comments) As an American citizen I want to ask for a big favor: please, abduct Hillary.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sarah Palin's Mein Kampf
(8 comments) If Obama continues pretending that we do not have a deep division in this country and does nothing about establishing the tight control over the main institutions we will HAVE SARAH PALIN AS A PRESIDENT IN THE Y2012.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009
O'Bummer Chronicles. Weeping Of The Red Beaver
(3 comments) No, I am not a leftist. I am also not a conservative. I am a professional and I am an engineer. When I see a good mechanism abused I take it away from the abuser and repair it. When I see a good society abused I curse and I weep.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Not Funny Notes By Red Beaver
(3 comments) It is becoming more and more obvious to me that this country has a corrupt elite and that means an inevitable transformation in the future with painful convulsions verty much possible.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Human Coprophagia Everlasting- the Obama Era
(13 comments) ...when I see turds hanging from the snouts, feel the stench and hold my breath I cannot help noticing that maybe serious people hadn't been born yet? What do you think?

Saturday, August 1, 2009
Summer Of Our Discontent. Rant By The Red Beaver
(4 comments) It is my birthday this month. I really would love to stop ranting forever

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
WE BETTER HURRY
(4 comments) It is my feeling that minorities and immigrants being the most dynamic and reflective part of the society can reveal through their behavior its vices and advantages more clearly than the native-born people.

Friday, July 17, 2009
Ratatouile Can't Help Noticing and Shouting
(3 comments) the Obvious is right there, in front of you.

Saturday, May 2, 2009
In Memoriam of the Warrior-Brother Fallen
(4 comments) Listen to the music, people. That's the proper tribute to the glorious Russian nation, to the fallen warrior- brother who saved the world and didn't even get a proper burial. I have a dream.

Sunday, April 26, 2009
Shitty Little Brats And The Fate Of The Nation
(10 comments) Our country is experiencing THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. It is not about torture or abuse or even justice although those things are very important. It is about who is in charge.

Saturday, April 18, 2009
Red Beaver's Rant: Funny And Not
(2 comments) Let the reader decide this time what is funny and what is not.

Sunday, April 12, 2009
Welcome To Paranoia!
(9 comments) This is an Easter message to all my friends on OEN. Let's stay sane, please.

Friday, April 10, 2009
Not Funny
(17 comments) I am not even talking the bailout of the Wall St. and total betrayal of the core industries of the country. Michelle Obama can dig her potholes as much as she wants; very soon Washington DC will have no air to breath because of the stench of malice.

Friday, April 3, 2009
Human Coprophagia Redux- 2009. Six Turds and Counting
(3 comments) I am Mark Sashine and I approve this message.

Friday, March 27, 2009
Insults by the Red Beaver: April Fool's Day Coming
(3 comments) If our life continues the way it is now satire will turn into call to arms.

Sunday, March 22, 2009
In Search Of America
(4 comments) America, an advanced citizenship, you've gotta want it bad. It doesn't come without a fight. It states that you should recognize not only the flag but also the right of a person to burn that flag in protest. Embrace that, celebrate that in your classrooms.

Saturday, March 7, 2009
The Insults By The Red Beaver- 03/2009
(3 comments) I have decided to publish this morbid humor of mine as an article. Hope it helps.

Sunday, February 22, 2009
Weirdoism. Ad Hominem And Calling For More
(2 comments) I challenge the perception of civil discourse when it comes to the pandemic phenomenon of Weirdoism. I challenge the common idea that dialogue and reasonable debate can help here. They can't.

Saturday, February 14, 2009
Slimy Love Beytenu: An Invigorated Soviet Thinking
And here we come to the claim of mine- the Beytenu party models its vision after the Soviet system; they just want to recreate the Soviet Union in Israel or rather their perception of the Soviet Israel for the Jews.

Friday, February 6, 2009
Slimy Love Redux: Between Us, Anti-Semites.
(11 comments) Funny notes on the touchy subject. The author intended it to be humorous but it came out rather caustic. Read, but don't tell anyone. You can't burn it before reading though.

Saturday, January 31, 2009
Notes of the Red Beaver. Feb. 2009
(1 comments) I can't help it. A little morbid humor is in order.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Was It Worth It?
(12 comments) President Barack Obama, please, answer the question. Was it worth it to send a missile and kill 17 people on the Pakistani territory? Did it help your cause? You are my Commander- in- Chief. I voted for you. How did that action protect me and my family from the enemies, foreign and domestic?

Saturday, January 24, 2009
Do Not Listen To The Evil Noises 2009
(18 comments) Yes, goodness is tough to do and we seem not to be used to doing it. Get used to it. Learn. You can do it. It is for your own good.

Saturday, January 17, 2009
The Unholy Crusade Against Independence
(8 comments) We must stop the Unholy Crusade and instead –open our hearts. That would be an act of the Wise Power- something which we all pursue and which so far had eluded us all since Y1209.

Saturday, January 10, 2009
On the Suicide Bombing
(4 comments) No, I do not condone the Suicide Bombing. I consider it an act of the insane. But the proper way to learn from the phenomenon is to look at the way we ourselves conduct things and for a moment imagine thyself standing alone, without everything you hold dear, under the skies full of deadly machines, insulted in your own essence of life, desperately trying to preserve the only human feature you cherish- your Dignity.

Friday, December 19, 2008
Stalin Lives! Chris Matthews Interviewed Him!
(18 comments) STALIN LIVES. His name is now BUSH. His name is now CHENEY. His name is now YOO. His name is now RUMSFELD. His name is now KRISTOL, the torture apologist. He has many names now, all English-sounding.

Monday, November 24, 2008
Obama, the Light of Zarkon?
Please, folks, I want Obama to succeed. I voted for him but I do not want to sacrifice. Call me when Joe Lieberman does.

Friday, November 14, 2008
Serve and Protect
(6 comments) We have a President-Elect, seemingly intelligent, smart, bright young man. He comes to us with a banner of hope. It is thus paramount to set the record straight from the start and explain to our new employee what we expect from him. This one most possibly will listen.

Saturday, November 8, 2008
National Security and a Good Man
(2 comments) The ONE and only way for the nation to feel secure is for the people to know that the services and offices appropriate actually do their job to protect us, all of us, that they are professionals, that they are loyal to us, the people and that they earn their money honestly and lawfully SERVING US.

Saturday, October 11, 2008
Ignorance in Heart Rocks?
(1 comments) This is not about some lack of knowledge or skills. This is about an incurable disease- the Ignorance in Heart.

Saturday, September 27, 2008
Stepford Candidates: United we Howl
(2 comments) Yesterday, Sept. 26 two werewolves, old and young crawled on the podium in Oxford, Mississippi and spewed venom. And the public howled. The transformation was complete.

Thursday, September 25, 2008
Human Coprophagia 2008: Deliberate Madness
(10 comments) If we really want to do something we should take over and dictate that Congress follows our instructions: if that money is ours- we are in charge. No more surprises.

Saturday, September 13, 2008
Our Cause is Just. Why Don't We Say That?
(1 comments) Moronic evil is spreading. It was the time when they at least tried to hide their lies. Now they lie and smear openly. They drank enough blood to come out on TV and lie from the first word to the last.

Saturday, September 6, 2008
Between Gustav and Hanna: Traveling Notes Of The Elitist
(1 comments) On my way back right after we crossed the Mason- Dixon line I turned on the Johnny Cash CD and heard the right words, 'Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, have your mercy on me!' Dream on.

Saturday, August 16, 2008
Slimy Love Anytime. Dog Shit for W.
(7 comments) National culture, national history, national customs are always beautiful and terrific. Nationalism, xenophobia are always evil, malicious, stupid.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008
The School. Reading 'To Kill a Mockingbird' in Russia
(6 comments) I had decided to recreate the discussions of my childhood so that my American readers would be able to get some valuable input into the way other cultures pursue theirs.

Saturday, July 19, 2008
Here's Your Sign
(4 comments) Recently the Russian state TV channel ran a poll. There was only one question, 'Choose the person you consider to be the most outstanding in the recent Russian History'. By an overwhelming margin (90%) the people had chosen Joseph Stalin.

Saturday, July 12, 2008
Murder of Dignity
(3 comments) New Orleans, I believe was a template for the way to 'handle' all of us. And this template is exercised again and again. I believe that we all are now New- Orleanians and our dignity is being murdered. Please, read how it was done then, in the Y2005.

Friday, July 4, 2008
The 9/11 Thoughts
(8 comments) This article promotes the utmost necessity of the judiciary mechanism to be engaged right away. Only that way we can prevent another war, save our children and the children on the planet. There is no other way.

Saturday, June 21, 2008
June 22: The Noble Rage
(11 comments) On the anniversary of one of the most horrible days in the history of the mankind I ask you all for only one thing- learn your history, people. It is worth it.

Friday, June 13, 2008
Undressing Thomas Friedman
(9 comments) The article is the feedback to the column written by Thomas Friedman in NYT, June 11, p. A23 'Obama on the Nile'. I am not a subscriber to NYT and I have no reference to the electronic copy.

Saturday, June 7, 2008
Satire Must Hurt
(3 comments) There does not seem to be any satire in the US. It is because humor in the US is like a eunich- it is totally castrated, it has no bite. And satire, a real one must have a bite. It has to hurt where it hurts. It has to be insulting, bad, rough, caustic, tough. It has to be remembered.

Monday, May 12, 2008
Slimy Love 4: In Your Face. A Monologue Of An Angry Jew
(27 comments) From the author: I don't like him. Sometimes I don't like him at all. We argue all the time. But he never quits. He comes to me during my insomnia and he says that stuff again and again. When I tell him to shut up he whispers. I can't get rid of him. So I share him. Here he is.

Thursday, May 8, 2008
Human Coprophagia 3 ½. Russian Immigrants Love Bush!
I wrote this as a diary in the Y2005. Now it seems more relevant than ever. Similar to Andy Bard Schmookler I want to explain what I have to endure. Those are my people. I belong to them. BUT!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008
May 9. Glory and Sorrow.
(3 comments) This is my traditional article and I am in a hurry. On May 9 there will be a Victory Parade in Moscow but I will not have an access to a computer. Traditions, though, must be preserved. On this day of Glory and Sorrow I, a US citizen of the Russian/Jewish origin do my duty and express my everlasting gratitude to those who won the WWII- to the Russian soldiers.

Saturday, May 3, 2008
On Bushevicks, Bolsheviks and Scum: For The Record
(27 comments) History of the Humanity judges by only one criteria- the level of honest, passionate effort. That's what counts.

Sunday, April 27, 2008
Victoria Scacci ( partly fiction)
(1 comments) Kids from the refugee families were licking that delicious, flavorful, multicolored ice- cream for the first time in their lives. And it was fun.

Sunday, April 6, 2008
Israel- A Haunted Land
(10 comments) This is by no means a full picture of the Israeli society. It is rather a slide show. But there is no malice in my narrative and neither do I take any sides but my own. Sharing is paramount. I share.

Sunday, March 16, 2008
Russians from CT in Alaska. Y2006
(2 comments) That rainbow was like the spirit of Alaska. I saw that rainbow and for me it will be always there and now Alaska belongs to me and my wife forever. It was our Northern Exposure. What is the state flower of Alaska? Forget-me-not? That's true.

Sunday, March 2, 2008
I spoke to Colonel Sherburn
I published this as a Diary in 1985. It has not withered from old age since then. Same applies to Huck Finn and Colonel Sherburn. They are still talking. To us.

Thursday, February 28, 2008
Human Coprophagia-2. A Message Of Tough Love.
(6 comments) A lot of people had entered the domain of human coprophags since I introduced the concept. For those who are new I repeat that human coprophagia is a deliberate, self-inflicting and self-indulgent love and consumption of thy own feces as well as feces of other humans whether physically or spiritually. It is such a fun to watch.

Monday, February 25, 2008
American Doki
(1 comments) I wrote this in March 2005. It seems even more relevant now. The Devil of War roamed around for a while until he settled here, in the comfortable place of the US got nuts. That is we got nuts. We opened the gates for Doki and he came in.

Saturday, February 16, 2008
Los Caprichos-USA
Los Caprichos by F. Goya in the current USA.

Sunday, February 3, 2008
On Kings and Cabbage and Opednews
(5 comments) I love the movie 'Something to Talk About'. There people suddenly realized that they had a lot of issues to resolve. Issues, which sometimes carry a big baggage. I also love O'Henry. He has a novel ' Of Kings and Cabbage'. Even the King has to eat sometimes... So, off we go.

Saturday, January 26, 2008
EMPTY HEART: Historical roots of the phenomenon of Colin Powell
(10 comments) When we are booted out of Iraq and out of all the Middle East, after some cool- off period I assume, Iraqis will identify the most hated man in the US. And that man would not be George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Ramsfeld or Condi Rice. That man will be Colin Powell.

Saturday, January 19, 2008
The Pathfinder (a tribute to Robert Fisher)
(1 comments) Both great Americans, Morphy and Fisher served their purpose. But while Morphy was a founder, a genius of principles and deep thinking, Fisher was a promoter, a brilliant master of application and accessibility.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008
What's Homeland Security Up To
(9 comments) Although it seems obvious that the gradual slide of the US society towards lawlessness is more of the German type, it should also be clear to the people that evil transformations have a lot in common no matter where those occur and that's why we should discard our arrogance and learn from the unfortunate experience of the others.

Sunday, December 16, 2007
Blessed Be the 9/11 Truthers and Others like Them
(6 comments) olonel Bowman, Joel Hirshhorn, Professor Griffith, many other outstanding engineers, scientists and just simple citizens think there is a lot of fishy stuff going on about the official version of the 9/11 event. Why?

Sunday, December 9, 2007
On My Word of Honor
(15 comments) We must call Merde what is Merde and we must not surrender and we must prevail because we are not even surrounded. We are on our grounds and on our soil and Merde is in minority. The French Guarde died with honor. We can win if we take our honor back. Parole d'honneur. On my word of honor. Pardon my French.

Sunday, November 18, 2007
Slimy Love 3 ½: The Juwes
(4 comments) Humor and policies, humor and violence are not compatible. The Jews had developed through generations a sense of humor of the highest order- the humor of the wise. That humor always starts with self- criticism, with a little bit of laughter on themselves; a true Jew would always look from aside, see deep and laugh with good intentions. Not without some bite and bitterness.

Monday, November 12, 2007
The Armed Corpses
Honor works both ways, folks. Honesty to each other is the primary foundation for it. Let's start from the 'Honest work for Honest pay'. What work, is it honest? What pay, is it honest? That's honor- in acknowledgment. Let's talk. Just don't lie.

Sunday, November 4, 2007
Illegals, Legals and Darkness
(20 comments) Them! That's the key word. We build a wall around our country to protect us from Them! We are a bunch of stupid morons who elected Bush two time and he screws us up and kills our children but that is OK; we just are afraid of Them, whoever we do not know, those Illegals we never saw who take our jobs and do not pay taxes.

Sunday, September 16, 2007
EVIL Non- Stop
(7 comments) I beg all people to be careful. There is only one vaccine from the creeping evil. That vaccine is self- awareness and the capability to assess oneself honestly.

Sunday, September 9, 2007
On Cleavage, Booty and Boredom
(2 comments) Boredom is the primary drive for the change in the societies. Vanity is the main underlying motive for the everyday behavior of an individual. Everything we see, everything we have, everything we acquire has those two forces at the roots. Greed, lust, power, compassion, altruism, etc- all those things are the derivatives from those two and we, the people better understand that about ourselves.

Monday, September 3, 2007
Faces
(2 comments) Diana had a face. She did all she could to retain it and redirect the shining at the people she loved. She took care of her boys so that their faces lit up since early childhood.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007
On Humans and Divine
(1 comments) All the stories above, real, apocryphal and fictional have one thing in common: they show the great spirit of Humanity, the conviction, the dignity, the powerful message of an independent mind whenever and whoever dared to use it.

Friday, June 22, 2007
It is June 22nd. I still remember.
(4 comments) I wrote this on June 22nd 2006 as a diary. It is June 22nd now again. I still remember.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Human Coprophagia
(7 comments) Unlike with canines, human coprophagia is a deliberate, self- inflicted and self- developed character feature. It is an ability to generate poop and consume it with joy, whether it be yours or someone else's. Humans cannot be trained to keep away or obey the 'Off' command.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Doing the Right Thing
(2 comments) On this very day as a proud and grateful American I sincerely congratulate the great Russian nation with the anniversary of the sacred Victory in WWII.

Thursday, April 26, 2007
Warlock Y
(1 comments) Warlock means 'traitor'. Boris Yeltzin, the one so praised now by all those Undead in power was such a quintessential traitor that when he retired President Putin had to issue a special decree of immunity from any prosecution for him and his relatives. In sorts Putin protected the Warlock Y from his own country because the wave of hate could physically be felt.

Sunday, February 25, 2007
Species 8472?
(3 comments) If we want to even approach the issue of immigration properly and constructively we need to know those people. They must not be the Species 8472 to us. We need to push for the joint US- Mexican groups, lots of those with migrants and immigrants included as reps. We need to hear them and they have to hear us.

Thursday, January 25, 2007
The Bush's New Stormtroopers Plan Ramps Up His War Against America
(2 comments) All politics is local. It is self-evident that whatever the current administration does, its target is not abroad. The war is not on terror and it is not in Iraq or Afghanistan. It is not even with Iran. It is here. It is the war on us.

Sunday, January 7, 2007
Slimy Love. Racism as a Private Hell.
(3 comments) Racism is a disease of the heart. It does not manifest itself by the way you treat other people. It manifests itself by the way you treat yourself.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Things to Remember
(3 comments) I am but one. I try to do my best. My contribution is small and there is no glory waiting for me.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006
An Ex-Pat Officer's Notes on the Draft
(1 comments) A former Russian anti-aircraft lieutenant weighs in.

Wednesday, November 8, 2006
Pride and Joy and Me
(1 comments) Two musical pieces define my destiny. The first one is the Farewell of the Slavic Woman March, the pride and glory of my former country, the masterpiece of its soul of eternal sacrifice. And the second one is the Battle Hymn Of The Republic, the magnificent patriotic song of the US Civil War, 'Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, The Truth Is Marching On!' I listen to it and I see Julia Ward Howe as the face of my new home.

Friday, October 13, 2006
Lessons Learned; Thoughts on the death of Anna Politkovskaya
(2 comments) You look around yourself and from now on include into the circle of the loved ones the people who you know are doing more than you do on the quest to goodness. They are usually not saints. They can be difficult and incommunicado. They make mistakes and are frequently wrong. But they carry the Divine Spark. Protect them. Care for them. Warn them and watch them. Do not let them go alone no matter how much they want to. Pres

Sunday, August 27, 2006
They Hate This Country
(2 comments) It is important for all of us in the US to come to understanding that certain individuals are harmful to our country. Those are the ones that are unfortunately currenlty in power and also those who serve them. They hate this country.

Monday, July 3, 2006
Howling For The Response
(8 comments) blogging and building a progressive community on OpEdNews. It takes a conversation-- comments, diaries, comments, articles, comments, replies to comments, conversations

Wednesday, May 17, 2006
RAPE, USA
(1 comments) Our behavior, the behavior of our nation resembles the behavior of the deranged sexual predator down to the letter: seduce, control, rape, make do perverse things, make pictures of that, sell those, get more and more, become more and more violent, seduce, control, rape, drugs, death. See your face in the mirror? It is the face of the rapist.