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Time to Envy

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  1. Let's envy the Dems. They managed to kill two birds by one stone: reform everything without changing anything.
  2. Let's envy the Republicans; they now can do what they do best- NOTHING and their polls just go upper and upper.
  3. Let's envy the new candidates from the Tea- Party; they do not have to know even English language to get votes.
  4. Let's envy Gov. Brewer from Arizona; with such ugly face she will never be mistaken for an alien.
  5. Let's envy senator Lieberman; he betrayed everyone and is considered one of the most influential senators.
  6. Let's envy Fox News; they can speak what they really think and be paid lavishly for it.
  7. Let's envy BP; small people will take care of them.
  8. Let's envy Hillary Clinton; she is not a human being but she is a Secretary of State.
  9. Let's envy Bill Clinton; every disaster in the world adds to his popularity.
  10. Let's envy Carl Rove; he is a major fundraiser in GOP and promises anonymity to all his donors.
  11. Let's envy Sarah Palin; she can say or do anything she wants and still be considered the most influential politician in the US.
  12. Let's envy President Obama; he's got two legs and he knows how to cross them in unison with all the other legs on the View.
  13. Let's envy feminists; they are now equally unemployed with men.
  14. Let's envy our generals- they secured their positions and promotions for years to come.
  15. Let's envy psychopaths, torturers, sadists and malicious bastards: they are in huge demand.
  16. Let's envy Homeland Security; it can work for itself.
  17. Let's envy Wall St; stocks go up no matter the economy.
  18. Let's envy game developers; fairly soon there will be no other product but theirs.
  19. Let's envy the people on the Gulf Coast; each of them will soon become a British citizen.
  20. Let's envy Queen Elizabeth; she will get a cushy job in BP when she retires.
  21. Let's envy Likud-it owns America.
  22. Let's envy the greedy bastards- they sold America
  23. Let's envy all those pseudo- liberals; they hate Cindy Sheehan but love Nancy Pelosi.
  24. Let's envy all the media people; the less they work the more they are paid.
  25. Let's envy all the spooks and murderers for hire; they are now called professionals.
  26. Let's envy Snooki; at least she has fun.
  27. Let's envy Elena Kagan: she never sat on the bench but she will be a Supreme Court justice.
  28. Let's envy the drones; they have no soul.
  29. Let's envy the dead; they have no shame.
  30. Let's envy the stupid; theirs will be the Heavenly Kingdom.

There is a group of people whom I do not envy at all. Those people are our children.

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The writer is 66 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.

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