God: Hey it wasn't this bad when I was El, God of the Canaanites and my consort Asherah at least was known to the masses. And the Goddesss worship era was kinda nice. Did you know...
Jesus: Dad...that was only nice for you.
God: Sorry
BBC: Jesus, let me interrupt and ask if you feel badly about not returning to the Mount of Olives as you once said.
Jesus: No, not at all. They didn't hold up their end of the bargain anyway and now I'm excited about landing with my feet on real grass, with tall trees, water and streams abounding. Have you ever seen the Mount of Olives? Nothing but rocks and dirt. Always made me wonder why I ever agreed to come back there. Did you know that every loose stone on the ground has been thrown by someone at someone else at sometime in history. I mean, the very spot I intended to return to has been totally rearranged and for the life of me, would have no idea just where I originally said I'd plant my feet. It keeps changing.
BBC: Thanks for that and back to the original question. Allah, what's your take on this?
Allah: I agree with Jesus and Gaza hurt us all pretty badly. And of course, Abu Garib and blowing up my friends at a number of mosques. Our book is like your book...subject to interpretation. I never wrote anyting about that kind of Holy behavior.
God: ...and waterboarding!
Jesus: right...waterboarding. Who thinks these things up?
BBC: So what do you think the reaction to revoking Holy Land status will be in the actual Holy Land?
God: We don't really care. We are God, so no threat there to us. We'll be sure they don't have a hissy fit that spills out over the rest of the innocent world, but they're going to do that even if we don't revoke. Actually, they all are going to classes right after the announcement is made. The leadership, both secular and religious of the Palestinians, Israelis, Iranians, Iraqis, Syrians, Egyptians, Lebanese and such will be having their brains swapped out for real working minds. They will be surprised how good it feels not to have shit for brains any more.
Jesus: Dad!
God: Sorry...
Jesus: Yes, and then I am going to give the sermon on the mount all over to them all again along with Allah who has a lot to say from his own perspective. It should be interesting.
BBC: And what about those that will simply not accept this?
All Three: Har har har har......that's a good one!
