BBC: Ok, I understand...what was I thinking. At any rate, once this is a done deal, what preferences would you yourselves have for a new Holy Land.
Allah: Canada! I love Canada..."Oh Caaaa..na.da..!" I hear that at hockey games and love that! They are a calm people "eh"..ha ha! I think we can use hockey to channel the male aggression away from holy places and still have a great time! I love their lakes, woods, rivers and seasons. Maple syrup rocks and may be used in sacred ceremonies if we want that.
God: I love West By God Virginia, Pennsylavannia, NY and Ohio with the Great Lakes. Michigan is quite Holy of ground as well with it's Native American past. I love the Adirondaks and, for me makes a great new Holy Land...Of course, it's not all about me, so this is just my preference or just a thought.
Jesus: Dad...it kinda is all about YOU.
God: Sorry...Of course, you are right.
Jesus: I like the Midwest USA with its grasses, and Native American traditions personally. I'd like to see a priesthood of Native American Fathers's who understood how real spirituality connected to the earth works. Thee is so much depleted uranium in the middle east now, it will be a long time before the place will be safe again anyhow. I like the South Central US, but we'd have to work with the Fundamentalist Christians there so we don't get a New Holy Land with old Talibanic type thinkers that need us all to be like them. I haven't been to one of their services in years and was pretty uncomfy when I went the few times in the past.
BBC: Well look here...Lord Krishna and Shakti! Welcome!
All Three: Welcome Krishna! Welcome Shakti!
Krishna: Thanks all and just wanted to get my say if I might. While much of Africa is stuck with some pretty darn unholy leadership, the land is beautiful and has potential. We're having classes as well for for the unconscious, poop for brains leaders too, so just wanted to get us thinking about beautiful Africa a bit. Of course we have profoundly beautiful and spiritual lands in Tibet and Nepal.
Jesus: They are already Holy
Krishna: Well, not really. We're about to pull that one as well.
God: Well, all options are on the table! Oh sorry! Jesus hates that phrase. He always says the human leaders need to quite using that phrase and maybe they'd get somewhere. "Pick one..." Jesus says! But, the question is moot now. The lease is being pulled! I love that phrase. Boy, did that number 7 building on 9-11 come down clean and neat or what! We know who to call if we need to clear some land!
Jesus: Amen to that!
BBC: So how do we all vote on this and how will you take suggestions for a New Holy Land?
God: Just think them to us in a self addressed stamped thought! We'll get them and give genuine consideration to all concerned.
All others: Yes, we sure will, everyone counts!
