BBC: And for those that are not believers in you...may they participate in the choice of a New Holy Land?
Jesus: Oh absolutely! It's not their fault they don't believe in us. They never met us! The leaders in the old Holy Land, almost since getting the title, never properly represented what we meant anyway! Those will be some of the topics covered in the swap out your brain for a mind class. We've been on to them for millenia, but now it's over. Let's pull it!
God: Yes! Let's pull it!
Allah: Pull it!
Krishna: Yahooooo...Pull it!
Shakti: Pull the lease on the old Holy Land....yippee kai yei yay!
BBC: This is Ian Jones, of the BBC. What we have witnessed here is beyond amazing. God, Allah, Jesus, Krishna and Shakti have announced that very shortly the Holy land status of the Middle East is going to be "pulled" as they seem to enjoy saying! There is a NEW Holy Land to soon be announced and nations shall flow unto it evidently after all leadership types, both religious and political have taken the No More Shit for Brains refresher course under direct teaching from our guests today. What a wonderful thing is happening! The old Holy Land is soon just to be the Old Land with nothing any longer being considered holy about it. One final question. Could the Old Land ever regain Holy Land status, say if they changed and showed good faith?
All in unison: NO....too much baggage....
BBC: Well there you have it folks. The designation of The Holy Land as "Holy" is officially revoked. Stay tuned for updates on where next on earth you can learn about the love of God, genuine human consciousness and true spirituality. We have learned from this that spirituality is an inside job haven't we? Religion seems to be what others pour into our heads to insure that the proper amount of misery is inflicted upon everyone that gets in our way. Seems those days are drawing to a close.
This is Ian Jones of the BBC.
