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Mr. President...I have a question...
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On September 11
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damn it man ouch! ..it. And so we pulled..."
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Mr President, on 9-11 Vice Presdent Che
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Ok, you said Sadaam Hussein had weapons of...
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Ok, I'm ok.....You said you didn't think much about Osama  Bi
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Ok,ok...whew...give me a sec here...Ok Mr. President, the prisoners at Guan..
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......thump.
Now to answer your questions.
"You see, it's my job to worry about this stuff and it's just your job to go about your business...."
Next question? 
Yes,  Tony Snow...you ask one.

 

Dennis Diehl is a former pastor of 26 years,  who outgrew the Literalism of Fundamentalism.  He writes about Pastoral and Church abuse and is available to speak on such topics or be helpful to any church suffering under abusive (more...)
 

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