I'm running to the center
To the middle I will go
Merry Christmas, happy Kwanza
By consensus, I will grow.
A reverend, right wing bigot
Will speak when I'm sworn in
Yes I can, who said we?
What a good way to begin.
Trust me, give me a break
So I sold the gays out
If I can get the religious right
I will really have some clout.
Yeah, I Clintonized my cabinet
The right wing loves it so
Hillary's in heaven
The left just has to go
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