I was sitting around watching the news
I know it's propaganda
And it gives me the blues
But it still on occasion serves to amuse
They always have a segment
I call,, "at least I ain"t as dumb as them"
Where they interview someone
Who is at least as smart as phlegm.
Last night the star attraction
Was on for excessive breeding
She just had eight more children
I'm glad I won't be feeding
The so called journalist
Interviewing this arrogant mess
Who just dropped out eight kids
(She loves children, she must confess);