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SHARE Sunday, October 25, 2026 The Gospel of the Hypocrites: Why Trump & the "Bible‑Believing" Right Would Deport Jesus
If Jesus showed up at the southern border today, healing the sick for free and welcoming the displaced, the political right wouldn't worship him—they’d deport him. In this week's article, we strip away the weaponized rhetoric of White Christian Nationalism and look at the staggering, strategic hypocrisy behind Project 2025's inversion of the Gospel.
SHARE Tuesday, October 20, 2026 A Woman Is 3x More Likely to Be Groped by Trump Than a Non-Citizen Is to Vote Illegally
America is losing its mind over imaginary voters while ignoring the real dangers walking around in broad daylight. I just broke down the numbers — the hysteria, the myths, the math — and why the panic over “illegal voting” is one of the biggest political distractions of our time.
(1 comments) SHARE Friday, September 25, 2026 Florida, You Deserve Better Than a Discount Trump Tribute Act
Florida's governor's race just got wilder. Byron Donalds -- the guy who voted against gun"'safety laws, marriage equality, abortion protections, and even certifying the 2020 election -- wants to run the whole state. This rant breaks down why a moderate progressive says "absolutely not," and does it with the kind of comedic fire that'll make you laugh, wince, and maybe rethink the whole election. Read before November.
SHARE Saturday, September 5, 2026 The MAGA Carnival Of Delusion: A Gonzo Field Report From 2026
A quick dispatch from the MAGA carnival on Capitol Hill -- where lawmakers ignore your rent, your groceries, your health care, and instead spend their days carving Trump's ugly mug into Mount Rushmore and inventing new currency for Dear Leader. A short, savage Gonzo blast with one clear message: the circus only ends when we vote the clowns out"
SHARE Thursday, August 20, 2026 The Anonymous Shell Game: How Trump Just Burned the Ledger on Billionaires and Cartels
Trump just quietly killed the Corporate Transparency Act and is actively shredding the data they already collected on anonymous shell companies. If you misreport $50, the IRS hunts you down. If you're a cartel leader or a billionaire? The Treasury rolls out the red carpet. My latest piece channel's a bit of George Carlin's spirit to dissect the ultimate VIP club""and why you aren't in it.
SHARE Thursday, August 6, 2026 The Hyper-Processed Sludge Crisis: A Rant on Corporate Pushers and the Death of Willpower
The food industry hooks you on chemical sludge, and the medical industry charges you $1k a month for a syringe to mask the symptoms. Big Food and Big Pharma are high-fiving in the boardroom while our healthcare system goes bankrupt. Outright bans won't save us. The nanny state won't save us. It's time to talk about the one thing nobody wants to touch: ruthless personal responsibility and ancient Stoic discipline.
(2 comments) SHARE Saturday, August 1, 2026 The Real Reason America Can't Beat Iran
America keeps picking fights with civilizations it doesn't understand -- and Iran is the final exam we never studied for. This is my rant about why stupid people should never be allowed to start wars with ancient cultures.
SHARE Saturday, August 1, 2026 Trump's Great American Flimflam
How the Outrage Industry Milked a Nation, Cornered a Crowd, and Made Billions Selling Panic
SHARE Saturday, August 1, 2026 Trump Profits From The Liquidation of the American Working Class
I just left the gas station, and seeing four-bucks-a-gallon made my blood boil. While we count dimes at the grocery store, the guys at the top treat this country like a personal piggy bank. They are stripping America for parts, shipping our kids overseas, and leaving us with the bill. It's time to wake up.
SHARE Sunday, July 19, 2026 Trump Called Biden Senile???
The King of Chaos Invents "the Islamic Republic of Japan" and Unveils the Absolute Comedy of an Empire in Mental Decline
SHARE Sunday, July 19, 2026 My 1976 July 4th Birthday Now At 75 & Still Alive
The morning of July 4th, 1976, broke over Manhattan's soon to be called Tribeca in a haze of thick, oily exhaust and the bitter, heavy reek of roasting coffee pouring straight out of the coffee importing building on the corner of Hudson and North Moore Street. It was the Bicentennial-- a massive, manic national milestone
SHARE Friday, June 19, 2026 Trump vs Welker Interview Shows He Puts Ego and Cash Ahead of Truth and Working Families
A billionaire walked out of an interview, blamed the rain, and the media still pretends this is normal. Meanwhile, working people are grinding through double shifts while the same elites who caused the chaos cash in on it. I just published a piece about what really went down in that Wisconsin barn -- the lies, the tantrum, the corporate complicity, and the insult to every working American who's tired of being played. Read it.
(1 comments) SHARE Friday, June 19, 2026 Why Trump's Chaos Will Never Match Obama's Iran Deal
The adults built a nuclear headlock. The amateurs built a photo-op. It's time to fire the Yes-Men and put the professionals back in charge.
SHARE Sunday, May 24, 2026 Kash Patel Walks Into the Senate Like a Man Who Mistook Oversight for a Bar Fight
Tuesday's hearing wasn't oversight""it was theater. A man showed up with props, false stats, and a smear so absurd it would've been rejected from a bad political drama. If you want to understand how truth gets strangled in real time, this one's worth your coffee break.